Welp, that was definitely a movie that we watched!
Dutchdoor
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Don't forget to chew your biscuits.
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It's like an 80s mini-series about the civil war, but the civil war is between vampires.
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pump out a movie that has dialogue like this? Did it farm it out to one of our modern AIs? Or are our modern AIs just, like baby or nepo-baby quality AIs and the good AI was giving it a job as a favor?
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One of those famous Jeffersonian Pilgrims . . . . This movie might be convincing me that we're in a simulation. It's like AI wrote this, but there wasn't AI in the 1980s to write this. Unless it was the AI doing the simulation, right? But why would an AI capable of a believable simulation
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Alright, the umbrella thing was pretty good.
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Why would ANY small child think a Big Mac was a reward? And why would they suggest that instead of a happy meal? Come on.
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Bruce is really trying in this movie. The movie just isn't trying back.
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I'm pretty sure if you tried to shoot a wooden bullet, it would explode instantly from the explosion of the gunpowder and then the gun would probably explode in their hands.
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- Can't think of anything pilgrim related that came out before that.
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Very sad that this movie is both bad and the kind of bad that just isn't easy to goof on.