My mom's always been scared of lightning, but last week when it was really hot she lost electricity, then there was a huge flash of lightning & her power came back on.
Since then she's all, "I LOVE lightning!" & I'm like, "You don't love lightning, you love what you think lightning can do for you"
you don't like lightning you like lightening
Dr Frankenstein ass mom
It seems like maybe she just loves electricity. I agree with her. Electricity is good. I’m glad Ben Franklin invented it.
Electricity: "Bitch, I don't see you writing this on a message in a bottle."
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work."--Mark Twain. (Yes, authentic Mark Twain, for those who care).
That's the awful truth of all things.
True story:
My mom once unplugged a window AC because she thought it was stealing the electricity from a plug at the other end of her house. She had forgotten that particular plug was controlled by a wall switch. She was 92 at the time.
this is so cute
Has she heard the good word of our lord and savior Zeus?
This is a gateway to Zeus worship, be careful
let her cook
This may be a story about how you fall in love here and then freak out when someone you only knew online isn't who you thought. Take what you will
And God said, "let there be light at Ennui Doofen's mom's house!"
Why do I hear your part in Jack Kennedy’s voice? 😉
