If you can’t outsmart me, you better be able to out run me.
Dead Serious Mick
@deadseriousmick.bsky.social
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I faked all my skeets
Find them here https://t.co/ImF3a96wDH
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don’t date the player date the game
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Being an adult means you just don’t care if there’s a monster under your bed anymore.
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Transition lenses for protection from my glare.
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The balls are the brain of the penis
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Relationships are complicated. Don’t kid yourself. It’s the people who make them difficult.
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When I smell smoke, I assume my brain was working too hard.
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Before social media, I had to actually interact with people to offend them. Now I can do it from my couch before breakfast.
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I’m one good shit away from fixing everything
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Phil Collins would know what to sing in this situation.
