When I was a kid we lived in Mexico for a bit because my dad had a job there. One day on my way home from school I was kidnapped and bundled into a jeep to be ransomed. The kidnappers left me at a petrol station 30 minutes away because I wouldn't stop singing, which annoyed them.
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Didn't know Graham Norton lived in Mexico.
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Great plot for a very short scene in a movie. You should go into screenwriting.
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Even when a fess is almost certainly fictional, the "didn't happen" replies remain a great opportunity to block some of Bluesky's most boring men.
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I call bullshit. They listen to Mariachi in Mexico. Nothing could be more annoying than that.
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I remember being 14 and thinking I could bluff my way through the internet.
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Is this a confession of how Joe Pasquale got started?
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Same
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Mexico, famous for AsIfTecs.
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Canโt believe that dozens of people have liked this fess.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute. Just hold on here. Is that you again, Lawrence?
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So we donโt have to keep fesses even remotely based in reality now? Good to know.
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Your parents should have paid them more.
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I'm a bit baffled as to why you would just fucking LIE when everyone would obviously know, but extremely confused why Fesshole would even post it. I've had 2 (genuine) fesses posted, and about 9 passed over. Then we get this bollocks?
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Iโd love to know what you were singingโฆ.Baby Shark possibly ๐ค
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The only thing that has been taken here is the piss.
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โI have a peculiar set of skills.โ
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They will have left you 30 mins away after the 'express-kidnap' payment was made, not because of the singing.
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Stay tuned for chapter two of the โMenudo Origin Story.โ
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Yeah that happened to me once.
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Look I'm sure this didn't happen but it made me laugh so I really don't care.
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All those countless hours mastering the intricacies of "The Birdie Song" actually paid off.
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Jane McDonald?
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Mexicanโt believe it.
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They famously don't sell duct tape in Mexico
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Someone's been watching that sketch with Kevin Eldon as George Martin...
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See (both):
The Ransom of Red Chief (O. Henry)
Jimmy the Kid (Donald E. Westlake)
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James Blunt?
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Was it tiptoe through the tulips on repeat?
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A real life Ransom of Redchief
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Not really a fess, more of a story but I enjoyed it nonetheless
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Fesshole should probably have done the same.
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me when I lie
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๐ถ"99 lions on a shirt, 99 lions on a shirt, if one of those lions should go and get hurt...!"๐ถ
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As much as I would say yeh right, I know of 2 people personally where similar things have happened.
It's very easy to get yourself into trouble in some areas in Mexico, especially if you have relative wealth...
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I mean, of all the didn't happens, this one happened less than any that have gone before
