This weekend cutting the hedge, I accidentally cut through our neighbours Virgin broadband and TV cable, twice. I bared and twisted them back together and taped them up. Must have got it right, neighbours haven't noticed.
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Just tell them. VM will fix for free, they did mine when a builder put a shovel through it
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Really? Fibre optic? Maybe it wasn't what you thought it was...
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My dad put a saw through my broadband cable back in the day. Took a few attempts to get customer services to grasp "my cable's been cut" really meant "there was one cable and a saw, and now there are two, shorter cables". They kept trying to drive down the troubleshooting script.
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Maybe they'll notice next weekend when it gets cut again.
Or perhaps the cut the weekend after that...
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Totally did not get it right. Dumbass.
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It still works because it's cutting hedge technology.
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TIL other countries don't have fibre right up to the house
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Twisted fibre optic cable? "Works a treat down our road, mate" Praise be for satellite dishes.
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“We’re good thanks”
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Well done twisting fibre-optic cable together. Did you solder it too?
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Why is it in the hedge?
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How on earth would you know whether they've noticed or not? Would they come round to tell you their internet isn't working?
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Once is an accident but twice? 🤔🤣😂
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It's Virgin. It might be still fucked but they're so used to it dying on its arse it's not worth mentioning.
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… and it was laying in your grass because…….. ? 😳