This weekend cutting the hedge, I accidentally cut through our neighbours Virgin broadband and TV cable, twice. I bared and twisted them back together and taped them up. Must have got it right, neighbours haven't noticed.

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  1. My dad put a saw through my broadband cable back in the day. Took a few attempts to get customer services to grasp "my cable's been cut" really meant "there was one cable and a saw, and now there are two, shorter cables". They kept trying to drive down the troubleshooting script.

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  2. How on earth would you know whether they've noticed or not? Would they come round to tell you their internet isn't working?

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