James Dobson has passed away and if you are so insensitive and uncharitable that you would speak ill of the dead before his body is cold in the ground I think you and I can be good friends.

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  1. In Heaven at the Pearly Gates:

    Saint Peter: OK, who's next?

    JD: Tis I, The Reverend James Dobson. I've worked my entire life to achieve this glorious moment.

    Saint Peter: Damn, I hate when this happens. It seems there's been a routing error. My colleague, Lucifer, will take you downstairs...

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  2. Neighbors of Mr Dobson said that when he died at his home, all the family and friends who truly loved him were in the room. And that room was at the Marriott Courtyard where the party was well under way. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿป๐Ÿท

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  3. I don't know if it would bother him that much that a bunch of atheists, Jews, Communists and homosexuals are celebrating his death

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  4. His body may grow cold, but his soul will be toasty.

    On the upside for him, heโ€™ll undoubtedly find himself among innumerable friends & followers who will all share in their certainty they are being treated unfairly by their infallible gawd.

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  5. The world is in a slightly better place now that that douchebag is gone. Fuck his "Focus on the Family," Christofascism horseshit.

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  6. What bothers me is all the people claiming that he is now burning in Hell.

    These people are wrong, wrong, wrong.

    He is being welcomed back to Hell, where he will resume his throne (it's the one next to Pat Robertson's) to revel in the pain and suffering he was able to inflict while on Earth.

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  7. I wanna be friends, so I will say that James Dobson looks like one of those monsters who'd drink right from the milk carton and eat the pie but leave the crust untouched.

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  8. I love this so much. That man was a horrible influence on so many young, inexperienced parents. I know - I was one of them.

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  9. I heard that on the radio and immediately thought โ€œgood, but I hope he suffered painfully for years.โ€

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  10. In my personal faith, I am commanded to ensure that a dead person receives righteous criticism as soon as possible after death. Preferably before sunset. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ

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  11. You betcha! He wasn't worth the dirt he's buried under, and I sincerely hope that he and his thousands of damned companions get to the Hell I don't believe in.

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  12. I was taught not to speak ill of the dead. SO...Bless his heart. May he receive the eternal reward he so richly deserves. I hope it's a dry heat.

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  13. My personal fantasy is that Dobson's dachshund Siggie got first bite when Dobson got to the afterlife. He used the story about beating Siggie in the preface to the Strong-Willed Child. My religion says I shouldn't think like this, but he shouldn't have beaten his dog. www.nospank.net/dugan.htm

    Project NoSpank  is the Web presence of Parents and Teachers  
against Violence in Education, PTAVE, a  nonprofit organization  
advocating for the fundamental right of all children to grow and learn ...

    Would you trust this man alone with your dog?

    Project NoSpank is the Web presence of Parents and Teachers against Violence in Education, PTAVE, a nonprofit organization advocating for the fundamental right of all children to grow and learn ...

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  14. Damn straight buddy!

    Haven't drank in years, gonna have a shot of whiskey to celebrate.

    A cheer to hell and its newest occupant !

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  15. Itโ€™s been cloudy today, but as I was reading the wonderful news of his death a few minutes ago the sun came out, so now the celebratory cocktail will be drunk in the garden. Cheers! ๐Ÿธ

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  16. The only sure thing in life, is that we will die. It's not some sacred act. It's a fact of life. Death is not an excuse to extoll the worst of us. Behave badly in life, spend eternity in hell. It's yalls own doctrine. He's getting back exactly what he put out.

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  17. shitty people don't get their shittyness in life glossed over and completely not talked about, glossed over, and forgotten just because they're dead.

    if you don't want to be shit on in death, don't live a life of being shitty.

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