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Okrahamblone Cat A/K/A GONZOtheghoast. Certified 97.64% goode. Brothur to @charliebrowntc.bsky.social Tips for treets: https://ko-fi.com/gonzothebiggkid My Wares: https://www.redbubble.com/people/charliebrowntc See also: https://linktr.ee/gonzotheghoast

  1. Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Go ahead, eat yore serials withowt offerng me anny. I donot even like frootypebs annyways. See if i care .

    Orange and white cat lying on a table looking at a striped cereal bowl. He says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! Go ahead, eat your cereal without offering me any. I don't even like fruity pebbles anyway. See if I care."Orange and white cat lying on a table looking away from a striped cereal bowl. He says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! Go ahead, eat your cereal without offering me any. I don't even like fruity pebbles anyway. See if I care."
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  2. Onto July!

    Much like June, Gonzo went HONKERSBONKERS on the 10th, a Full Moon. I think this is because he is becoming a werewolf. He might not have as many days of crimb on Full Moon days but he is increasing his crimb rate! I will continue to report on this theory as more data becomes available!

    A bar graph showing Gonzo’s number of crimbs (crimes) by each day of the month. In July, Gonzo had a slower than average month YTD. He committed crimbs on the 3rd-5th, 7th, 10th, 12th, 15th, 21st, 22nd, 24th, 25th, 28th, and 29th.A pie chart showing the number of crimbs (crimes) Gonzo committed in each lunar phase in 2025 so far. The first section shows that Gonzo has committed 5 crimes during New Moons, accounting for 31.3%. The second section shows 2 crimes during the First Quarter, or 12.5%. The third section shows 6 crimes during Full Moons, or 37.5%. The fourth section shows that Gonzo has committed 3 crimes during the Third Quarter, or 18.8%.A bar graph outlining the number of mayhams Gonzo committed during each lunar phase as of August 6th, 2025. A red bar shows that there have been 7 New Moons, Full Moons, and Third Quarters and 8 Third Quarters. A blue bar shows that Gonzo had 5 mayhams days during a New Moon, 2 during the First Quarters, and 3 during the Full Moons and Third Quarters.
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