Baseball is fun (unless u like the Braves)
KYLE SCHWARBER 4-HOMER GAME!
Tom McCarthy and John Kruk with the call for NBC Sports Philadelphia. ⚾️💣🎙️ #MLB
Greg K
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This is only fun for me
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Oh no the Bright Eyes ska song has become sentient inside my body
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I then followed that with a birthday cake Oreo Can’t win em all
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Just ate a fuckload of broccoli for breakfast This one goes out to all the haters
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It has been wild to see what were always the two most paranoid pro-Second Amendment scenarios—the government snatching people away and sending occupying armies into communities—literally happen this year, to the delight of conservatives
There can’t be any gun restrictions because we have to protect against federal government tyranny, and if kids get shot we just have to live with it. Also the President can send troops to cities because the federal government can do whatever it wants. These two ideas are consistent and reasonable.
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Everywhere I look I see People gazing at their phones Into alternate realities Typing this in Scrolling past that Getting hit by a fucking car The future has failed us We are the future It’s a tangly knot to unfurl
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Idk who needs to hear this but close your fucking tabs you have too many open
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Ridiculous amount of work being done to obfuscate the Epstein stuff
Annoying, truly
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In every drink A ticket to hell
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Has Russia considered taking a nap and seeing if it feels better after that
