Pretty soon all economic and jobs data released by the federal government will be handwritten with a black Sharpie
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Disappearing ink
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Why is everyone just going along with all of this? You all know his playbook. You know R's will never stand up and so their jobs. He is now responsible for the deaths of those in ice custody. Him and his admin., Knowing he was so dumb about the MS13 tattoo and no one is speaking on just how dumb
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Trump shoots the messenger. Henceforth all economic data will be carefully curated to conform to the Trump administration’s priorities.
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Yeah and I wouldn’t be surprised if, as early as tomorrow, the “real numbers”come out on a giant, colorful poster board, like they’re meant to be shown in a 1st grade classroom
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By an orange pedo.
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Any idea on when he "matured" fron crayon to sharpie?
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The graphs, too!
(remember: he doesn't write pictures)
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Trump is reaching peek madness. Mentally he’s having a breakdown.
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Yep! 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
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Signed by Kim Jong Orange
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And in the gazillions....
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You mean like how he writes pictures and signs the pudenda?
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Day 1 of his presidency is the day I stopped trusting the Federal govt
I don't believe any bit of info they report
Luckily I live in a Blue state so we do have some resources & those pesky things called facts
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😂😡
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All better than from the month before 😁. Hope they bought enough Sharpies for him while this country is in hurricane season 😁
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And no one will trust or invest in US , Good bye U.S. dollar, confidence with U.S. and … Can you trust anything coming out of this irrational & erratic government?
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Economic truth and rule of law are the main reasons America is the economic dominant country in the history of the planet.
Trump has no ruined both of those. We are serious trouble. Impeach him now. GOP wake the fuck up
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For sure.
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Revisionism is a fascist tool. He’s destroying the consumer economy and still wants to cheat to stay in power
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giggle Well spoken, oh Wise One.
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Are we so tired/gullible/ ignorant or just don't give a care anymore? We seem to be taking these derelictions/ lies about duties of the office like a weather report. Can't change anything, just ride it out. He's killing a democracy, a nation and he's killing the spirit to fight from the ppl.
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Idiocracy in the making
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Making Arithmetic Gooder Again
🥳
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What about that 'gopping' awful tacky new ballroom where he can hold court!!
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Don't give the Rat in Chief any ideas!!
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Nah, crayon is more his style - permanent markers are too permanent.
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Exactly
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Fact
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On a naked girl and in the pubic hair area 🤢
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Theoretically a small Sharpie could work.
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🤣
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It will be irrelevant!
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Is there a decoder ring available
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The jobs report only reflect "newly hired" employees, it doesn't show how many are actually out of work. Trump laid off or fired thousands then went after what he called "DEI hires" along with deportations. Can you imagine how awful the jobs report would be if they counted those job losses?
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On the back of an envelope SMH
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I hate trump’s America. Would not lift a finger to save it. Hope Putin bombs Washington DC first.
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If you think this starts and ends with the job numbers... None of us will ever know when the economy tanks and we're in a full-blown recession / depression. (we all will, of course, be screaming into the void of our checkbook)
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Employment in the USA will increase by 1 000 000 000 people in August
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😂😂😂
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And words like Millions and Millions...(can you hear the inflection???)
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Can all the data to date be saved to a private server? Are there other ways to capture real data going forward?
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😂😂😂😂
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Surrounded by a naked figure and signed with a pubic hair signature.
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That'll just make it easier to redact.
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Time to watch republican lawmakers’ stock choices.
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Sadly, I think you're correct. Make it up as you go, seems to be the norm with this regime.
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Signed with shitty New York skylines reminding victims of child rape that every day he lives on with his wonderful secret.
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It's hard to exaggerate the chaos a politicized BLS. Existing contracts will lose value, new ones will be hard to negotiate. Wages will lag inflation. Seniors won't get a SSA bump. TIPS dividends will short change you. Lenders will demand a premium to cover uncertainty. The bond market will implode
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They have always had “alternative facts” and now we can anticipate “alternative stats”
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He killed the messenger. How typical of tyrants.
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Replace actual data with preschool-style report cards: stars and smileys
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People are now losing jobs because of trump and the republicans 😡😡 this is just the beginning of what they are doing.. it’s time someone gets a back bone and finally do something
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True that.
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..within the crude outline of a naked woman.
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😂
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The hilarious part is trump's lies on the economy prevented the Fed from lowering interest rates.
Self-owning lying slob.
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We can never trust the job report from here on out.
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What’s next, a banning of all news media except Fox, NewsMax and OAN ?
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When math hurts.
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He should write it in the public region of the naked woman drawing he's so good at.
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And absolutely worthless
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Or it’ll be filled with nothing but lies!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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B.Ł.S.
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And spelled incorrectly.
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The purge of the democratic state continues.
Data, concerning anything, under this regime will be whatever comes out of His Magasty's ass that particular day!!!
How soon until the Smithsonian has a display touting Trump's round of golf with 18 holes in one??
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Trump Bribes Ghislaine and Rick Wilson is Pissed 🔥👇
Trump Bribes Ghislaine and I'm Pissed
YouTube video by Rick Wilson's Against All Enemies
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Well George they way things are shaping up that is very much on the offing.
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Trump doesn’t draw, according to him. But he was a cartographer and a meteorologist
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And they will be glowing.
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😆
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And inaccurate!
And let’s not loose sight of #EpsteinFiles #PedoPresidentTrumph
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He can’t handle the truth
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A thick black sharpie
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And then changed to make the Trumpconomic look better!
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Blast from the past:
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....and contained within the outline of a naked lady.
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perfect!
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Lack of economic truth will destroy our economy.
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Or a crayon
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I am old enough to remember when the weather was changed with Sharpie.
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“I approved these fantastic numbers.” - DJT.
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Our labor statistics will soon be as valid as his golf handicap.
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He sure knows just how stupid his voters are.
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In the shape of pubic hair??
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In all caps. 😉
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I think it’s time to bill the shit outta em! If they wanna lie and bs their way through destructions is a fuckin criminal intent! Im not wiping their asses this time!!
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We are past the point where you can trust this government in any way. They are outright gunning for me and people that look like me.
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Oh yeah. That’s coming soon.
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But honestly for a change
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Prez has officially fukd the Labor Bureau. He is a dictator for damn sure. Everyone just lets this shit happen. We the people can no longer have faith in govt. statistics as the reports are invalid due to Trumps lies!!!
Dedikerte folk- treffsikre ansettelser | People
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You can't believe anything from the government now. They all lie!!
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Agree. Info will be biased however they wish it to appear. Useless to read/believe. Propaganda machine in full mode.
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No more numbers
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inflation at 0%, employment at 118%, and gas is free where I live
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Or stop releasing data altogether because what The People don't know...
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We are...at most...6 months away from a trap door in the floor of the oval office and a button on his desk.
Don't bring the king any bad news. Or it's the Sarlacc pit for you.
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Hidden from public view I guess, under the excuse that people don’t understand it anyway, besides it’s no interest to the common plebs…
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Yup.
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My immodest proposal ...
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Written with a dry erase marker so they can change it in real time.
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Auto-pen data reports?
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Within the outline of a naked woman
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🎯
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I’ll never trust that report while the Pedo is in office.
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... as the anatomical features of cartoon naked people
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In a country that "thinks" a 1/4-pounder is larger than a 1/3-pounder, such modifications with the black Sharpie will be considered appropriate. Talk about the Emperor lacking clothes!
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Where are the “the price of eggs” folks now?
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🤪🤪🤪
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Do you think it’s just random that everybody he fired is female?
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Trump fires the head of BLS because he didn't like the labor stats. Never does take responsibility for any of his negative actions. It's always someone else's fault when something goes wrong. However he does take credit for other peoples success ‘. It’s his whole life
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Firing the umpire won’t change the score! #Trump is nose diving the economy exactly what I’d expect a multiple bankrupt idiot with no actual business knowledge to do!
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In the outline of a naked woman!
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Black sharpies will change everything! The weather, history, govt reports….Facts.
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The rapist felon will make sure the fake#'s show...Inflation at zero%; Job #'s at 1M jobs/month; and GDP at 50% growth! and all the magats will say: "SEE trump fix it"!😂🤡
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Next month’s will show a million jobs were added.
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…and nobody wants to be the messenger who gets shot.
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Same as “stop the testing” or “stop counting the votes” or any other number of Trump denial triggers
Nobody can trust us anymore about anything
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I’m thinking moreon the kines of an executive order prohibiting the release if any data not altered by tge FBI or DOJ prior
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I have a feeling your wife will apply for that job.
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Yes , ya see the whole country starvin like sudan stealin food from one another , kids sold to pedos as sex objects yet job numbers better than biden and obama , i ain't blamin anyone
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👍
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It’s only been 6 months
Jesus Fucking Christ
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This is so completely on brand for MAGA. They believe what they want to believe and facts be damned. It’s just like saying the 2020 election was rigged and that January 6 was a field trip.
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For sure, and in Trump’s handwriting!
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And health data and climate data and crime data and immigration data …. ALL the data! Then all the history
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oh my. from Canada!
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😆
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And mis-spelled!
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Then the gaslighting will really uplevel as people are completely denied their reality of being unemployed, fewer benefits and rising cost of living.
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Or just not released rather spoken about by Nutlick, Navarro and Trump
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Everything will be outstanding, of course.
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We will no longer have accurate jobs reporting.
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TRUTH‼️
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George always says it best.
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BEAT YOU!!! I posted this about an hour ago!!
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And Alabama will be circled as most growth, potential
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The stable genius will be “cooking” up the numbers with his able staff of economic experts…Fredo, Peter Navarro, Bobo & Mike Lindell. Unemployment is projected to be lower than 1% next quarter…and every quarter after!
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Since Trump fired Trump fired U.S. Labor Statistics head after a weak July jobs report today.
All future American Economic Statistics under control of the Trump Dictatorship will be seen as ‘fudged’ making America NO LONGER a trusted worldwide source for honest and stable economic investments.
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And they'll all be bigly good. UP 1,000%!
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Truth
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🙄
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The MASSIVE SHITLER LIES are fully baked in. NOTHING the MAGA sycophants say should EVER be believed! NEVER EVER!
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😂😂😂
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With numbers like bazillion and gazillion
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Today’s temper tantrum highlighted the immaturity of the pedophile presidents inability to process information that differs from story line he is trying to sell the country. Shooting the messenger doesn’t change the facts that the Trump administration has failed the American public still again.
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George, you’re starting to use the term ‘Sharpie’ also! 😃
But you have some catching up to do because I’ve used it at least 15 times in the last 3 weeks! 🙃
Think this was HIS Sharpie art?
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Honestly. He’s out there claiming the jobs numbers are a hoax by Biden.
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BEST EVER REPORTS!! #TrumpSlump
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Unemployment will be -1500% somehow.
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So true! How the hell are we ever going to recover from all the damage to our democracy by the Oompa Loompa in the White House and his radical right followers? I dream of the day he is no longer here on this planet.
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😂🤣
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Does anyone have a GODDAMN plan to stop all of this chaos?
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Standard & Poor's (S&P), Moody's, Fitch, Mastercard, Visa and (I guess) Amazon/Walmart will have to pick up the slack.
I mean of course Amazon has enough consumer data.
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And it will be all lies! Because that's all this current administration does.
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🤣 with stains of ketchup all over the docs. The pedophile is such an imbecile. He’s lucky there are so many dumb fucks who will buy his bullshit.
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The economy is better under Democratic Presidents by every metric. Jobs are no exception. I’ll never understand why anyone has voted GOP citing economics in my lifetime.
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Not Sharpie'ed. He'll just replace people with those willing to lie
- loyalty to the Ruler above all else
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With pictures.
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It would be funny if true. Instead it will be reviewed; revised as needed, and then released
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No one goes into a stats job for a career to be partisan. Some of the most concrete ppl on the planet. So firing the stats person is a major snowflake ❄️ move by the felon to hide what a crap job his economic policies are 😡
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I get the sarcasm, but the reality of the future is more bleak and sinister. Future jobs “data” will come packaged like it always had, from the BLS and in a bureaucratic format, so as to give the appearance of legitimacy.
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People think you’re kidding 😂
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Not just economic and jobs. Weather, energy, health etc. All data must be favorable to Trump. Remember there wouldn't be any covid if there was no testing?
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And will be as believable as #Pedo47 saying "I'm not in the #Epstein-Pedofiles."
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1500% job increases with the tariff bonuses the 🍊🤡 economic plans
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Let's see what unqualified deplorable the pig hires.
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And pure fabricated lies.. #trumpepsteinpedophilemurders
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I was thinking a pencil with a big eraser.
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It’s already happening.
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And misleading to fit trump’s agenda.
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“I created a trillion jobs in August, a trillion. That’s a big number, no president has ever made that many jobs before none. A trillion new jobs that’s amazing isn’t it? Such a beautiful number trillion. You know it has at least 6 0s in it, that’s a lot of zeros. My numbers always have the best 0s”
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And sadly, everyone who has lost their job, lost their home, and lost their healthcare will still believe it all.
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Ban Sharpies.
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As you noticed Trump believes he is "perfect" in every way, mind, body, and intelligence. This is rooted in his childhood, encouraged by his father.
All who contradict his image of perfection must be removed. This is Trump's weakness.
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Trump’s 1st report: YUGE numbers! You’re welcome!!!!!
2nd report: Still YUGE numbers! You’re welcome!!!
3rd report: There will be no more reports because my economy is and always will be booming. You’re welcome!!! Where is my Nobel Prize?
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"Billions of jobs. Big, beautiful jobs! More jobs than we can even count! Jobs like we've never seen before in the history of this great country!"
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With the handwriting of a semi-literate elementary school student...could be.
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www.nytimes.com/live/2025/07...
Live Updates: After a Weak Jobs Report, Trump Fires That Agency’s Commissioner
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FACTS
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We wouldn’t be able to trust any economic data or medical data from this government…just like Russia’s data
TOPCAT…enough said!
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such a fragile ego
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propaganda
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😂
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1 million new jobs with the big gold black sharpie signature. Every month.
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Ain't that the truth.
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This is all probably one of those novel cases where asking an AI to guess might yield more accurate figures than the Administration release in tthe future.
But we will never know without any raw data.