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H3ggers

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Former Designer, current brain injury

  1. Which, of course, equals and extra 4.9 billion being shifted over to the Trumpet bank accounts. Weird how he claims to not take his salary as presidential-adjacent personality, but somehow 'still' screws the country out of billions of dollars.

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  2. The Trumpet, it is rumoured, has a form of a metallic allergy, resulting in unsightly blotches on his hands, and expanding the girth of his ankles. He was hoping for girth elsewhere. The main source is that he has decided, amongst other things, to have had gold-leaf applied to his tiny penis.

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  3. Billionaire Brownnose somehow says that starting several 'military operations' at home and abroad is, in fact, requiring another stolen medal of honour. What the Actual.

    Witkoff: "There's only one thing I wish for: that that Nobel committee finally gets its act together and realizes that you are the single finest candidate since that Nobel award was ever talked about."

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  4. When do you think that Junior Dictator Vance will get to take over from the then-deceased Trumpet? Sooner rather than later? Asking for a friend. Well, asking for a country.

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