“schlapp”. The sound of a dick hitting Matt’s chin.
HalfTank
@halftank.bsky.social
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Retired Navy Chief; Retired Educator; Disabled Combat Vet; Biker.
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It didn’t happen. IQ47 had just shit his diaper and noticed the smell was beginning to permeate the air, so he left, had jd Vance change his diaper and returned to the table.
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Mydickissmallerthanyouthink!
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And don’t tell me a cock or two hasn’t passed by those lips.
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Too dumb, slow, and weak to keep his pistol from aiming at his ugly fucking face.
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He needs to “keep an eye out”. I may be visiting.
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Little “shot my own eye out” Stewie.
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That fucking bitch just can’t help but lie.
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Dumb and dumber were at war over whose turn it is to bang Ivanka. Trump settled that wat by doing her himself.
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Never been laid either.