yo this is fucking straight up nightmare fuel this shit definitely comes pre-hacked by the worst human garbage on the planet
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Putin definitely gave Trump a flash drive and said 'it's full of cute ladies wink wink, open in private'
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for the budget they had they were delightful little weird UK schlocky movies
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granted at no point has anyone in border patrol or ice ever seemed to break down and give up faced with being ordered to deport a 4 yo US citizen with cancer but you know maybe I thought the FBI were made of better stuff
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ah yes the funky cole labubu
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we have such sights* to show you
*upscaled fake blood and pierced nipples
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I wonder if when the FBI and ATF and whomstever the fuck else were suiting up 20 deep in body armor and ballistic shields and dogs to go arrest 1 white lawyer in a gated community who threw a sandwich at any point one cop turned to another and was like 'the fuck are we doing bro'
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we should absolutely judge these tools* on what they do
*the CEOs
Wrote up my main takeaway from the GPT5 debacle.
I don't think this punctures the AI bubble. But it seems like the end of naive-AI-futurism.
We may start judging these tools on what they actually do, not on Sam Altman's dreams and ambitions. That's a huge change.
GPT5 and the end of naive AI futurism
Tech boosters have the memories of goldfish
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we do not need a reboot but we absolutely need sequels
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lmao of course Kiss said yes