DOUBLE DOG DARE HIM TO MESS WITH CHICAGO
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Hey all! I'm my author's fictional serial killer Maddy. Nice tameetcha. Unless you're an abusive, oppressive, bigoted "Chad." Then I'll have to...um...just read the books. You'll find out, heh, heh, heh
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Dear poor white people who are upset over a restaurant logo. Look on the bright side. At least you aren't being kidnapped by masked agents of the regime and sent to concentration camps. Maddy out!
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Well, no one ever accused this motherfucker of being classy. Accused of a bunch or other shit? Oh sure. But never classy.
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In his defense, it's really the only income he can generate with his limited physical and mental abilities.
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Okay, I need to make a couple points about this whole Cracker Barrel brew-ha-ha. Point One: Who gives a fuck? Point Two: Where are the fuckin' Epstein files? Maddy out!
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Pretty much no brainers in normal times.
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Oh, I'm pretty sure we can find some seats in the back. Sincerely, Satan.
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HEADLINE: "Jeanine Pirro says people who carry rifles, shotguns in DC will no longer face felony charges." And by "people" I'm pretty sure she means White Nationalists. Maddy out!
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But he's the perfect defense against weaponized sammiches.
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Damn! That's one well-made Ouija board!