Have we tried pronouncing guns as “a-bor-shuns”? Maybe then they would outlaw them faster 🤌🏼
Fifty-Centipede
@haras-ma-i.bsky.social
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I’ve discovered the newest version of “is this dress blue & black or white & gold” with the photo below. Some people think it’s just a bunch of chicken wings BUT the longer you look you can’t stop seeing RFK Jr.:
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I’ve already done it! My husband says it’s just “sleeping” but just doesn’t get it’s a NEW special kind of parkour that I invented
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Please end the task of Sam (Ctrl+)Alt(+Delete)man
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Why did I leave instagram you ask? Well…being married and getting visual fecal matter like this was a small part of it…
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I hear similar from my family everyday
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Urine trouble young man (wags finger)
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Man, spam is really entertaining sometimes
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First place all the way!!! 🥇
