hmsdingbat.bsky.social profile picture

@hmsdingbat.bsky.social

172 Followers

106 Following

  1. Every Harvard grad I have ever met was a moron and had to debate decency "from a practical standpoint."

    -Asked be respectful, (even to children) "I went to Harvard. I know what I'm doing."

    -Asked to Venmo dinner bill "Weren't you gonna Venmo me? I can't send it because I don't have Venmo setup"

    1
  2. The #1 feedback my players give is: "Works like D&D but it feels like I shouldn't be allowed to do this."

    5e-> Draw Steel Sorcerer-> Elementalist

    Turn 1: Player looks at me like they read it wrong.

    "I can teleport someone? As a Bonus Action?? Where's the Essence cost?"

    "None"

    Wicked Smile

    0