nothing will make you realize you have changed over time like listening to the first Korn album in its entirety
Senator "Chip Bitney Appreciator" Meatlord
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(Ⓐ-Whatever State Fucks The Hardest) The Lord of All Meats Trans lives are precious we can be friends but if your feed is nonstop politics, no follow. tryina stay sane Garf PFP by @dsoart.com
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sounding rod ideas:
toggle bolt braided copper wire chicken rib black licorice twizzler drywall screw (1-1/4") slap bracelet rigor mortis snake long stem rose
me: you want some pizza bud?
kidmeat: no
kidmeat: momma wants pizza
being a dad is cool bc you get to see pieces of their brain light up like that, i have never heard him think of what someone else wants like that
Meatlord Memories:
The first time I had sex was with an extremely clingy girl in highschool, like she hit me with the "i love you" within hours of us officially "going out"
in my bedroom, pants off, and it stank so bad that i got maybe 17 thrusts in before i was gettin soft
it smelled like ->
1/2 of the lawn is mowed
yall can get off my ass now