You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.
SUBWAY GUY DID NOTHING WRONG
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frowny face
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Ima pop a rib laughing 🤣
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Bernhard Goetz?!
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He means foot lettuce bro
He did nothing wrong
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SUBWAY GUY (2025) DID NOTHING WRONG
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Oof 😂
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Yes, I though of HIM first, too.
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Ich dachte, das ist ein Test! Aber ich bin bereit, mich zu beweisen. Wer ist Bernhard Goetz, der so viele Leute zum Lachen bringt?
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Sandwich guy or pink shirt guy but not Subway guy. Sandwich Chad also acceptable.
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[Colin Jost voice]
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Hall of Fame post. 🤣
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This plays to both sides.
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I supported Bernie Goetz as well!
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Word to Jared!!!
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If Trump co-signs, we'll know which one.
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Now if Subway had the balls, they have their new spokesman. “Subway, the taste of Resistance.”
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Jared Fogel is forgotten
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Even excluding the Company "subway" thats still over 200 people.
Who the fuc-
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Well only one of the possibilities here is likely to be pardoned by Trump
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FULL FORCE
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He should double down with the vague statements.
"We've all had that intrusive thought at least once."
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Framed for his antizionist views
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Funny to think that line would have a completely different implication just ten years ago.
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I swallowed a tortilla chip
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Lol
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I count 6 that leap to mind
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preemptively stumping for Trump's next out-of-the-box cabinet appointee
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Lmao
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And let's call him sandwich dude, or something. 👀 IYKYK
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I think I'm going to be laughing about this for the rest of the weekend.
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Ok, it took me a whole 24 hours to understand this. 🤣🤣🤣
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Was there a second sandwich?
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yeah. if i don't arm myself with at least a baguette, i don't feel safe. those streets are mean . . .
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He seems to have littered.
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There's a whole generation of children eating subway and blissfully unaware of the Jared scandal
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To be fair Jared the Sex Pest Subway Spokesman was about 200 years ago in Internet time
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hello to everybody planning to reply to this: look at this image and see if it applies to what you were going to type
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I mean, in Hair Furore's eyes this is probably right.
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Jesus Christ not the one to be vague about lmaooooo
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Oh, yeah, now I recall that other Subway guy.
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Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it
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Ye-yeah
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I think he means the sandwich subway guy
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I can't ever get over the fact that Jared Fogle remains in the public consciousness as like, the funny pedophile. There's just one pedo that's a designated punchline, unlike every other pedo his name is invoked exclusively for humor. The one and only "Pedophile (hilarious)"
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glumly This has broken containment.
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That homeless Michael Jackson guy had it com earpiece wait what
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I'm sure Jared has already applied for a pardon.
