Putin closing the deal on a reverse-mortgage for Alaska with an enfeebled F**kface Von Clownstick.
Ian Bruce 伊恩·布鲁斯
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International award-winning inventor and designer. @TEDTalks alumnus. Private pilot. Enjoys sailing, biking, horse riding, motorcycles, and classic sports cars.
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Don't worry. Putin's offsetting this bungling crop disaster with his exciting "Free Onions for Life" contest...
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Again, the "don't move, and maybe it won't see us" strategy.
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Uh... I don't think you're doing that right.
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"Can I throw my dart NOW?"
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"Did I forget my iPhone here?"
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"Hey, buddy! Why the long face?"
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Which Putin?
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"Great, kid! Don't get cocky."
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Nice — but I'll be happy when the problems with the inertial dampeners are sorted, and I can go back to my usual mug.
