Airlynes are lyke "Thanke yow for checkinge in. You are nowe eligible to paye $45 for our 'No weirde squirrel yn your seating area' Program. Yf you paye the moneye and signe up you are 100% guaranteed that ther wil not be a weirde squirrel runninge up, doun, and arounde your seate. What a bargain!"
