it would honestly be hard to sell a movie with an alien invasion plotline today because can you imagine an alien occupation worse than how we're governed right now? i say we let the aliens from Independence Day try their best

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  1. I reckon they’d do the telepathy thing with the tentacles, realize certain folks have doo-doo (or worms) upstairs, and prob pack up shop post-haste as our “resources” would literally poison their hive-mind and lead to apoptosis.

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  2. That would be a great sci fi premise, the aliens invade and actually govern fairly, promote democracy and support human rights and technology for health and environment. Half the planet loves this and the other half fights them because aliens.

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  3. Kind of funny that in ID4 they felt get had to explain the alien villains as locusts to get across to the audience when now the concept of an alien just wanting to drain everything is so common now that there is never a need for an explanation.

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  4. Comedian Trae Crowder has that bit (to paraphrase) where the aliens land and everyone rushes towards them, put the barrels of their ray guns to their own heads and holler: "Just FUCKING DO IT!" 😆

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  5. Two quotes came to mind. "I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking," and "Hello, boys! I'm BAAAAAACK!"

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  6. I have had an idea for a story called something like 'Traitor'. It's about a guy the alien invaders put in charge of Earth after they destroy all our weapons and force us to start cleaning up the planet while ending poverty and disease. He has to contend with terrorists trying to expel the aliens.

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  7. "We have a problem with this 'Earth' planet. They've achieved all the social requirements for Federation membership in record time..."

    "Sounds great!"

    "....by slaughtering their leaders in a vast and brutal crusade."

    "Ah."

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  8. i think the 2016 series "colony" did a pretty good job of offering aliens that are both sinister and inscrutable. also their quisling human police forces all wore red helmets...

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  9. honestly you could make a movie about aliens invading no to occupy us but to liberate us from our shitty government(s) out of pity and people would eat it up

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  10. It would just be a different kind of movie, as the president orders our F-16s to provide a military escort to the saucers as they destroy our nation's high density population centers.

    "Today is our Independence Day, From the threat of Blue voters!"

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  11. reminds me of that season 1 rick and morty thing where Earth got occupied by an alien force and most americans just shrugged and went back to work saying "oh, we're being paid in WorkHarder drugs and this new space money? this feels like an upgrade"

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  12. Earth: Final Conflict a 90's sci-fi show from the late Gene Roddenberry. That will have you covered. It starts right with " good, we've been taken care off" and goes to "nah rather not being shocktroops in an interstellar war" Its so 90's.

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  13. "no, we said take us to your LEADER, I don't know who this clown is but he's clearly not someone you'd put in charge of a coffee run, let alone the world's largest military"

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  14. I would actually like to see this play out. The aliens invade but they actually get strong human support and it completely changes their plans. What would that look like politically? Culturally? How would our world turn out when they aliens don't just kill us all?

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  15. Good post, interesting comments in the thread. From another angle, we have all these movies and video games where there is heroic resistance to authoritarianism (alien or human) but really most people want to sit around and whinge about it.

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  16. i was typing out a post about how the aliens are only interested in our natural resources and would leave the earth barren but then remembered "oh right. capitalism."

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  17. They may squash you underfoot with one of their tripod war machines and it’s never pleasant when one of your friends becomes a pod person but on the upside they don’t seem to care what bathroom people use and honestly they’re quite keen on the “viable stock”staying healthy with vaccines and medicine

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  18. The Vulcan landing in Star Trek is basically a subversion of an alien invasion story. They show up and basically just hanging out in San Francisco and tell us to chill the fuck out as Earth rebuilds and after a century everything is fine.

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  19. You could easily come up with something like the Combine from Half Life 2. Just imagine an authoritarian government that suppresses biology and tortures its victims worse than AM.

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  20. Broadcasting the right websites into the void so the Imperial Fleet deletes our world for Heresy

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  21. Foolish humans we are here to kill your leaders and bring you into the Kallathenlen Empire!!! That's them over there boss.

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  22. Zombie movies are unrealistic now since we know a death plague isn’t what the global public deems a deal-breaker.

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  23. You watch most Hollywood movies from the second half of the 20th century and a crucial underlying "truth" that they hinge upon is America as a force of good and a moral North Star. That might never have been true, but seems laughable now

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  24. What if they made movies to reflect on what's going on already and different ways to see it and cope with it and therefore connect with other people over it and make friends instead of boring slop that just tries to surprise people too stupid to remember what just happened 3 seconds ago.

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  25. I remember reading some image board poats that played with this exact concept but with the awakening of some ancient fantasy Dark Lord a la Sauron.

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  26. I say we try letting the aliens run the government. They can’t do any worse than the current administration.

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    OK Imagine ICE getting attacked by flying saucers would be pretty funny.

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