ok chat gimme ur best FAKE BAND NAMES
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Lil' Greggie & The Papa Wheelies. A political ska-punk band out of Texas
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The spawn campers
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Shit Conniption
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Gooch Grease is the punk band I’m not in only because it doesn’t exist
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Incidental Damages
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Burt Mitchum 🎶😶🎸
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Type 2 Diarrhea
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The Trash Philosophers
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Pugnacious Aeolid (type of nudibranch)
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I’ve wanted to start a band called Ned Land
(after a dumpster manufacturer)
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Snickers Vein.
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My friend and I keep a list of band names that come to us but I think my two favorites will always be
Cher vs Shark
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These Are Beans
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Worth Doing Badly
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Utopia Heartbreak Secure the Dead Dose Dependent With Automatic Body
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Ox Tongues -or- Tongue Twisters
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The Wilford Brimley Karate Experience Ditchfuckers The Ransom Notes Kill the Hostages Alf Hog Fistfuckolypse Mellified Prolapse Seagall
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My First Conspiracy
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Contrary Larry & the Cowboy Boots
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I knew a guy in college named Adam Zobel, and I always wanted him to start a band called The Adam Zobel Funk Implosion, but he was not actually musical in any capacity.
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Urethra Plankton
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King Cutlet
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New Rochelle and the Pelhams
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Flank Alopecia- ska band
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Nickelodeon Slime
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Wallace Shawn On Ice
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The Omaha Beach Boys
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in the early days we got really close to calling faith/void SEX CAULDRON
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Nate Dogg Fettuccine
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Bombus Longipennis Virgin Slut Armada Fane of Moloch El Cid Sin Humor Wild Asses
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Thebe Eatles
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I’ve always loved the idea of making a symphonic prog-metal band called Dorkestra, but it will never happen for many, many reasons
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snack bar
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Massive Semen Explosion
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Sepulcherave's Bastards
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Shadow Docket
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Bruise Easy
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Mouthful of Diesel
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A precious indie band named Marblehead Swampscott.
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Close Encounters of the Third Pork Rind
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Benny and the Jestsons
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i had a whole list of these: lavender marriage stepdad, mattress of gelatin (that's from a rifftrax short), parasocial paratroopers, reskinned jesus, catholic batman, ego death via bear (riverdale reference), opium pool party, theoretic assassins, milk drunk babies, and my favorite - wonderskin.
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Loxahatchee Mudkips Paris's Beard Apartment 2e7 Lobachevski, Lobachevski, Lobachevski, and bint Khadija
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My latest is Denial! At The Farmers Market
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No Moms
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Mielitz
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Free Beer
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in college we’d use physics terms to make fake bands. the only one i can remember was a psychedelic band named the ultraviolet catastrophe
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I wanted to name a band Vulpes Vulpes but then Wes Anderson adapted Fantastic Mr. Fox and sort of made it a thing
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The Epstein Files.
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Manny Molar and the Dry Sockets
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Communal Douche
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Strapsucker, FISTINGLOVE, Twink Obliterator
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The Lusty Buccaneers
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Chthonic Youth
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Nervous Vomit
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ANAL CHUM
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I wanted to eventually rename my old band "Mikatabe" (Don't ask) "Warlock Saint." I still think it's a good power metal band name.
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Trump and Epstein Best Friends
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Soup Knives
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Leather Feather
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Back in the Bush era, I thought Partisan Witch Hunt would make a great band name.
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Sweet FA
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Nude submarine
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Asphalt Jungle
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Corn Sweat
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Sonny Werbling's Flying House of Hell Saber Sluts Gooch Burn Toxic Sock Syndrome Whale Jeans Cradle Teeth Boy Mother
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Xanax the Hedgehog
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ALBA 77 BEEZUS AND RAMONA
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eftovers
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Girl Blunt
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Eddie Hates
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I wanted to make a band in high school called “Boys in Mansuits.” Nobody went for it.
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Plusquamperfekt
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Workout Buddies
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-Patch and the Stab Stab Stabs -Bad Math -The New York Times Editorial Board at the Hague
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Atomic Dreams
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Runaway Truck Ramp
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Felonious Monk
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Your Mom Sump Pump Presidential Pardon
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wastewater treatment plant
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The Clash at Demonhead
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Here are some I just made up, so apologies for lack of depth: More Tears for Martyrs (Emo) Glint (Alt rock) Portal People (Disco) Inverted Waste Mechanism (Industrial Death Metal) Squeaky Hole (?) Days Without Water (Screamo) Filthbag Mantunnel (Darkwave))
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All I Know Is Home Everything's Ruined Casualties Sue the Bear Pier Brat Princess Spitlords Big Gay Dinosaurs The Arson Group Guy with Jetpack Dispel Heavy Engine Lossleader Sports Truck X-Rated Picnics
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Just looking at things in my house - Dysautonomia needs to be mathcore Very Tall Dogs are ska pop punk Pencil Cactus is weird stuff Dying Lemon must be doom Pirate Chicken sounds like yacht punk
