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🐝Piper ORCHI ARC🐝

@jazzguineapig.bsky.social

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she/her, 41, DIY dyke 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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  1. There are less than 1000 billionaires in the United States. We could do it in a single day.

    "Just murder a few people" is always popular as a solution. I blame modern "you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette" discourse here. The idea that whatever option inflicts the most collateral damage must be the best one is horrifyingly popular on both the left and right.

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  2. i went to the bathroom at work and noticed my incision site was leaking a lil blood plasma, i didnt want to stain my panties so i had a bright idea and grabbed one of the maxipads they stock the restroom with.

    GENDER AFFIRMED

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    huh? oh sorry i got lost in your boobs- no wait sorry, i mean i got lost in your thighs- wait nono, i meant i got lost in your eyes.

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