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Writer of speculative fiction & fanfic Dreamer of worlds where hearts heal, swords dance, & truths unfold (When I can set down my controller long enough šŸŽ®) He/him

  1. idk boimler just seems like he’d do this #LowerDecks #comic

    (i finally inked and coloured it and most importantly remembered to sign my name this time)

    8 panel comic of Mariner and Boimler from Lower Decks brushing their teeth

1. M: yap yap yap
B: hold that thought i don’t wanna lose count

2. M: what… what do you mean LOSE COUNT

3. B: (counting) 9.. 10… (toothbrush buzzes)

4. M: oh my god BOIMS??! are you *methodically subdividing*
B: of course! each tooth in each quadrant gets exactly the same attention

5. B: how do YOU do it?
M: VIBES??! like a NORMAL person?
B: Like a harbinger of CHAOS maybe!!

6. M: whoa whoa okay so like. break this down for me. how many seconds where? i need to make sure my gentle mocking is accurate
B: um, okay.. so.. Each section gets ten seconds so obviously just having the brush static on each tooth doesn’t quite work

7. M: (mocking) OBVIOUSLY
B: So I time out a 3 tooth area to brush gently back and forth for the second then move down one tooth and start again

8. M: (laughing) a 3-tooth system!! i’m CRYING
B: is a GOOD SYST-

DAMMIT. (bzzt) I lost count.
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  2. Apropos of absolutely nothing that has happened today, I strongly suggest that if you are a US citizen and don’t have a passport, that you start the process of getting one before the month is out.

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