JD Couch? I never gave him permission to take my last name. It was a fling, nothing more.
JD’s Ex Girlfriend
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JD and I used to have 3 way sectionals.
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Um, no. I cut him off when he tried bringing Usha into things.
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Can confirm.
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I’d be willing to testify before Congress.
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Hey! Quit making fun of me. He was different back then.
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His couch humping wasn’t very entertaining either. It took longer to clean out my cushions than for him to put in the work.
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He had his chance, but nooooo. He wanted Usha, because she could go to parties with him.
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I would have never… he really let himself go after the break up.
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I solemnly swear I spent no more than 4 minutes on this comic #makeaterriblecomicday2025
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Bald JD would be the least of my problems.
