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Comedy writer. "Last Week Tonight", "The Amber Ruffin Show." Author of "A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo" and "The Someone New." Friend to several penguins.
This is what I choose to believe every conversation sounds like in Australia www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Tight swimwear is for the likes of Ronaldo, and, I can imagine, Robert Jenrick. But when my aunt and uncle needed to get their beloved Timmy out of the country, it was a different matter …
spare a thought for all the Cuomosexuals tonight who have to reckon with the fact that each brother is dumber than the last
100 pounds IS SO MUCH IMO
ICE ICE BABY bsky.app/profile/robe...
Give that ICE ICE baby a lollipop and he’ll free you.
it's honestly gonna be a little bit funny when I somehow get arrested by an 8 year old with a gun
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem just announced she's removing the age limit for ICE applicants, which allows literal teenagers to now apply. What could possibly go wrong?
Behind every great Alvin there is a Simon and a Theodore just doing their best
god you're so right
OH WERE SIMON AND THEODORE NOT ALSO WORKING?!?!?
Jeffrey Dahmer says that Trump was a real foodie but, quote, "not like that"
BREAKING: Source reports that Maxwell said she saw no wrongdoing by Trump in conversation with Blanche
you deserve this IMO
