What if this whole time JD Vance had also been in the dark about the topic of this afternoon’s presidential announcement and now he’s feeling devastated
Jim Burlingame
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Artist, writer, Humanist, dad to medium-sized people and milky-pawed attack cat, multifaceted community dude about town
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Yup, when I show my 16 year old Instagram stories I’ve carefully synced to music, they’re like “You should use CapCut,” and I’m like: “You’re not gonna teach this old dog new tricks!”
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[ cue “Always has bee” astronaut meme ]
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He figured out who killed Laura Palmer
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He’ll pull of a mask and it’s been Tom Cruise this whole time, filming M:i 9
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He’ll be the BEST at being dead
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Good use of Chekhov’s car crash
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None of those are words I said here. Have fun talking to a mirror here 👋
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Why are you coming at me? I’ve got no need for your spiraling monologue, stranger.