i am a big fan of samuel's club chickens in particular. they're cheaper and for some reason more delicious than the other stores near me
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a smooth, fist-sized river rock
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a thing of shin ramyun with some rotisserie chicken meat from sam's club and a bunch of pickled jalapenos? now that's what I call [voice drops 8 octaves] lunch
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you can really do a lot with 3 pounds of rotisserie chicken meat. you can add it to a lot of instant noodles, or even make quesadillas. or put it in your favorite caesar salad. why not try lunch the jitka way and simply add a bunch of sam's club rotisserie chicken meat to your food rotation
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one thing I like to do is buy two rotisserie chickens for $5 each from sam's club and take them home and put on some vinyl gloves and rip all the meat off them while they're still hot and put it all in a giant tupperware and then use the meat for miscellaneous meat purposes for the next ~10 days
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Clifford Buzz Grambo
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
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Another touch of this I like but hadn't really thought of is he made the Welcome Ape sign to hang around his neck fully expecting to be awake and welcoming the ape with it. A Welcome Ape sign around your neck is another thing you do at an Ape Welcome Party
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He's been waiting. He's so sure
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What I like of this is the idea that an Ape Welcome Party has an established color scheme and it's green and slightly purple
psst...hey kid...wanna see a perfect joke?
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Once again Biscuitdoughhands Man slips through our fingers
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I don't think shoes should wear down over time. I think they should just stay good forever
