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“I’m a write-ter,” he said. “I love write-ting. I give it to them straight. No split affinitives, you know, or other Oxfer stooff. Oh, of coorse I split an affinitive now and then, to show I know how, but I don’t believe in it.”
he/they Dudist minister
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Every American has to decide what they are going to do now, because your government is out to kill you. Perhaps in January, this might have seemed like hyperbole, but in late August, it sounds like just another Thursday morning in the United States. 9/
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Dear God, this shit again?
Turnip's weird pattern of derogatory language - he does this over and over. Is there a name for it?
- Assert an outrageous / outlandish / ridiculous falsehood or slur: "Schumer is a Palestinian …"
- Qualifier : "… as far as I am concerned."
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the thing is, how to handle it. i've been trying to come to better terms with an old old grief that left me with this. maybe getting somewhere, maybe. better than trying to bury the ghost again.
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It's Donald's Byron. It's poetry.
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Oh. You //work// for the NYT -- no wonder you wrote "may be". You have to, or Daddy will smack.
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Fuck a bunch of Peter Baker.
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Hoping you'll link the paper (also hoping that I'd understand any of it, if you do)…
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"And yes, this is the NYT."
Ya THINK?! And yes, this is the NYT. Here's another ridiculous euphemism, as a special bonus: