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Imagine if Hakeem Jeffries used this kind of energy against the GOP.
I mean, it would probably still accomplish nothing because he has the charisma of wet socks.
What I'm saying is imagine if we got rid of Hakeem Jeffries.
We need 1,000,000 House seats. Every voter should live a walkable distance from their rep so you can yell at them. We could build a sick-ass stadium to vote in, with halftime shows. A kiss cam to enforce bipartisanship (also two new parties that don't suck). Processed food to prevent gerontocracy.
They're gonna have 100% unemployment at BLS and no one to report it.
It's always 2 dumb AIs telling each other "that's a great question"