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Social services attorney on the Jersey side of the Philly suburbs. Enjoyer of trading cards, video games, and gardening (you know what I mean). @jpesq and @esqgranny on that other site and I'm too tired to manage separate accounts anymore.
Aight if you wanna talk soundtracks, Lies of P fucking nailed it.
Not that anyone follows me for my video games takes, but I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to the sequel.
This legit may have overtaken Ocarina of Time as my favorite game 😳
Random late night card! #cardsky
I recently got this card and just wanted to share 😀
Me, every time I take a shot:
Ugh, the things I go through for inebriation 🤢
But at least it's better than reality!
Credit goes here: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Bt8gKS/
TikTok video by @
Lol we've got a bottle of bubbly in the fridge already
Hey I just saw this tiktok that said Trump probably isn't dead, but we should all celebrate like he's dead, because then the last thing he'll see before he dies is everybody celebrating his death.
And that's how I will henceforth be acting 🥳🍻🎉🥂
I'm not saying they're this shameless, I just think there's a non-zero chance that Trump dies and they try to pass off some obviously AI photo and/or video to prove he's still alive and acting as president.
And on the off-chance that this turns out to be prophetic, I wanted documentary evidence.
I have no idea if he's as sick as my tiktok feed is speculating. This could be 2 years from now, and I just need something to bookmark (hopefully sooner rather than later 🤞🤞🤞🙏🙏🙏)
I'm not saying they're this shameless, I just think there's a non-zero chance that Trump dies and they try to pass off some obviously AI photo and/or video to prove he's still alive and acting as president.
And on the off-chance that this turns out to be prophetic, I wanted documentary evidence.
Not only have I heard that my whole life; I've lived that life.
I've got the walker to prove it!
(And frankly I'm one of the lucky ones)
I once again directly told the two middle schoolers I call my children to empty the dishwasher.
