I hear by declare 16,000,000% teriff on any songs that mention the girl from Ipanema, thank you for your attention to this matter.
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thank God the One Note Samba was left alone.
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It is really starting to feel this random.
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Don’t worry…,be happy.
My work is done here.
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NOOOOOO! I like that song, once every decade or so!
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Good thing I bought it last year. Whew.
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Muzak companies will fold, man! Think of the elevators!
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Tariffs on mail-order brides...(Melania).
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Very legal and very cool. So true!
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Jobim is not pleased.
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Wait ---
You DO understand that it's the girl from Ipanema, right? We're not sending any girls TO Ipanema.
We're actually WINNING that trade war!
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Does Diana Krall's "Boy from Ipanema" get a break?
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And now I have the Muzak version of it stuck in my head.
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Maybe a tariff on trump every time he says huge or bigly. Butchering the American English language should come at a cost.
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can I petition you for an exclusion? I enjoy The Blues Brothers movie
we must make room to negotiate here. when you start the conversation at 212 degrees there's no place for us to go
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This is still approved though, right? www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw07...
Downtown by Mrs. Miller
YouTube video by AlanPaladin
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What if she goes to Greenland?
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I respond with a gazillion % tariff on any song where the singer is riding through the desert and won't name the damn horse, already.
The hell else does he have to do?
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Is she tall, tan, young and lovely?
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Ah!
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😂😂😂
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Finally a tariff we can all get behind!
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Counterpoint: Amy Winehouse's version kinda slaps
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It's a great song! Is that sarcasm?
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brought to my attention that movies are still being made featuring women in supporting, and sometimes even leading, roles. No more woke movies with women in, all roles must be filled by AI models of the most manly of American stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jason Statham, or 50 billion % tariffs
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so Kung Fu Fight’n is ok?
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I declare a 1 brazillion% tariff on any song not written by or at least good enough to be parodied by Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic.
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There's only one, isn't there?
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Or, let’s face it, the bossa nova.
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Can I please tariff 30000000% all future covers of L Cohens Hallelujah
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Come at me
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Brilliant
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Oh, now I have to hear that.
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Can we put a million percent on any more Makin' Whoppie covers?
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LOL
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That’s exactly how we got into this mess
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Oh no!
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open.spotify.com/track/3898C4...
The Girl From Ipanema
Stan Getz · The Girl From Ipanema - The Bossa Nova Years · Song · 1989
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We're also canceling all Tickets to Ride, Day Trips, Wood from Norway, and anything that goes Across the Universe
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Funny. 😂
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I expect the girl from Ipanema is a grandma by now. Possibly a great-grandma. She should get a % of the tariff.
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At the same time, any song that has the phone number "867-5309" enjoys "Most-favored status".
Likewise, 718-498-1043 That's Paul's Boutique, and they're in Brooklyn. Ask for Janice.
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That’s about right, isn’t it?
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Any songs that mention Heloísa Eneida Menezes Paes Pinto??
Why? Did you marry Heloisa?
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Okay, that's funny!
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It still won't get that earworm outta my head.
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Everyday is a reminder that things can always get dumber.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hopefully not in elevators.
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Or anything from Florida
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200,000,000% tariff on any city built by rock ‘n’ roll
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You monster
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Highly recommended. Women resistance fighter WWII
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I dibs 16,000,000% tariffs on any songs mentioning the rains down in Africa. Thank you for your continuing attention to this matter.
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Democrats are letting it happen because they think they can use it to win elections. Only thing is republicans have a much better narrative ecosystem and will blame democrats. There is no winning until this changes. And no this echo chamber is not the answer.
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And 150% on YMCA lol
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🤣🤣
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I’ve now lost half my record collection with all the covers I have to discard. It’s just not fair.
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But she's so tall, so tan, so young, and so lovely.
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I hear by declare at 250,000% tariff on every time Trump lies
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what are your thoughts on nameless horses in arid climates?
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🤣
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Literally as legal as when the orange does it.
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*unless the song also mentions our new territory, Greenland
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I believe medleys should be included.
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When we get to the point where he declares one bazillion percent tariffs on Taylor Swift, then can we take him away on the Hannibal Lector fridge cart?
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finally we'll be promoting music about AMERICAN girls
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You are about to be SO RICH
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now that song's gonna be in my head all day you brain infestor
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And the old standard "Thank Heaven for Little Girls" will replace the National Anthem.
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10,000% tariff on movies that explicitly show books, libraries, book stores, people reading books or based on any book that isn’t a bible.
50,000% tariff on words with more than two syllabs.
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Double it! 😬
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Time to switch to "Copacabana."
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Teriff here means terrific!!!!
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The girl that gives enemas to surfers?
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Tyh
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This whole response has been fun. Thanks.
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AKA "Girl With Emphysema" with some musicians I worked with.
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Oh, it's stuck now. Thanks a lot. "🎶🎶🎵🎶🎶" 😧☹️ "🎵🎶🎶🎶"
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Well played 😂
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Only if you add One Ton 🍅 tomato, it was a one Ton tomato? Guess the words?
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I’ll fight you on this. Oh, it’s on now.
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I mean the girl from Ipanema is Brazilian so…. 😂 Trump didn’t marry someone who was Made in the USA, so I don’t get why he’s so hell bent on having everything Made in the USA…his own mother wasn’t Made In The USA either. 😂
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evading the tariff by playing the instrumental version
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The Girl from Ipanema is the gateway song to an addiction to Samba.
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Cue the music: youtu.be/jpKEzFZYqBg?...
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Read your post just as come fly with me started...
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But, but when she passes each one she passes goes aah...
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I won’t have Stan Getz slander.
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Anyone here into musical theory? This version is going to cost us $trillions! www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFWC...
The Girl From Ipanema is a far weirder song than you thought
YouTube video by Adam Neely
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…now what am I going to sing during pelvic exams?
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Hahahha
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Shit, now I’m really screwed
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Well, I do declare ...
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And Ipanema, to retaliate, does the same.
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Awe come on. That girl was hot!
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Wait. She’s tall and tan and young and lovely. Isn’t that what the republicans drool over?
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I would like to propose a similar tariff on any song that mentions Pina Coladas.
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Yyyeessss!
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I will reciprocate with "Shaddap You Face".
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Man I love that song!
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at last, someone who CARES!
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And Marrakesh Express too
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Ipanema has been very unfair to us. Biden has allowed that girl to rip us off for decades.
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*hereby
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Instagram just interviewed Elon and Elon said that there will be tariffs on the buttons that hold your pants together. He just advised " to hold on". Sorry ,bad,sit-down comic.
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Ok but what about a gorl from Yeetanema?
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😅😅😅😅😅
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“Hereby”. Don’t spell like a Republican.
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OMG please!
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All songs with the mention of Tennessee will not be affected. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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What about, hear me out, Eartha Kitt’s boy from Ipanema?
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hereby
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😂
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Well, it's a good thing the Stan Getz/Astrud Gilberto version is domestic.
