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“Look, I was once a fan of water, it’s a very big fan of mine, which is nice, but now it’s not being so nice, so I had to win the war against water. Many people are saying I made water the best it’s ever been.
So I’m thinking very seriously about water, in terms of wetness.”
Why stop there?
Don’t buy health insurance. Instead, buy Tesla stock and if you get sick, you have trillions of TSLA dollars to tap into.
I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.
Blake Bortles BOAT tribute room.
When you line up wide for the most naps, the coaches believe you can win on the boundary of napping.
Not everyone possesses such talents.
DOGE will deem Total Wine’s 10% case discount on wine “waste, fraud, and abuse”, hereby demanding it’s not only ineligible for government purchases, but we should tariff ourselves 100%.
Jerry Jones requires zero planning for his Halloween costume this year.
Trump's intel officials claim that newly revealed evidence has exposed a Democratic plot to portray him as a tool of Russian disinformation.
It turns out that the evidence they're using is itself Russian disinformation.
They're proving the case against him and themselves. They're liars and tools.
My sources are hearing Uranus received a 69% tariff.
