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Pfp by Inkirtis. A little insane, a little chaotic, the horny half of Hingeless and Horny. 2.3 Million words and counting of gay pirates on A03 https://archiveofourown.org/users/KalansPhantom/works
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Parmesan
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Gouda
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Swiss
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Cheddar
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Mozzarella
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Thanks to @drcfxtina.bsky.social we have names for our massive litter! First off, we have Mama Brie
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Stede's talented fucking tail that makes Ed's heart pound faster when Stede ducks down and he feels the brush of lips against his bottom lip. The wriggle and glide distracts Ed from danger, from anything except hazel eyes that darken as they look up at him.
And then there's a flash of calico.
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Ed loves the moment Stede's tail curls around his fingers, gripping them as he feels the dainty heat of lips brushing his cheek. He knows that he's won, that the movie's going to go on unwatched as Stede slides along his neck.
"What? Your fault, your tail is so damn soft." Ed all but purrs.
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Stede's grumble turns into a slide of fingers over the curve of Ed's ear, the warmth of him pressing intimately closer. He smiles to himself and wonders which will win, Stede's insistence he always finish every movie or the growing distraction of Ed's touch.
"Edward." Stede sighs and shivers.
