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Anton Karidian
@kandidanreal.bsky.social
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Teacher of MATHS, neophyte of GUITAR, runner of JOGS
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"Minneapolis is a smoking crater" "NYC is under sharia law" "LA is a hellhole" "DC is overrun"
All these "London is finished" tweets are massively insulting to the residents and blatantly not written by anyone who has actually lived here for any length of time.
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When you see this song passing your timeline you have to reshare it, whatever the platform. You know the rule.
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Day 204
Dictators make up fake emergencies so they can take power.
History is littered with examples.
Now you are watching it happen in real time.
A made up emergency followed by a power grab.
And a supine, spineless Congress is letting happen.
The alarm is ringing.
You are all caught up.
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The kids are doing more than any politician at this point
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I won the Euromillions last night, so I'm going to house all the local homeless, give them a universal basic income and private dental, and facilitate counselling for those that need it. I'll do that through a charitable trust which I'm naming after Aneurin Bevan.
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That was when Kent Hrbek hit his first career home run in 1981 over Reggie Jackson's head in Old Yankee Stadium
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You could stack the Twins lineup with all of its hall of famers at the height of their careers - even the ones that got away like Big Papi - and they would find a way to lose to the Yankees
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Croydon used to have some life to it but now it's all highrise flats. The North End is completely dead.
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
My brain: Has anyone ever made a 'Large language model? Like a plus-sized Sofia Vergara?' joke?
Me: FFS it's 3:15am and I have to resist the apocalypse by posting on social media over a latte in the morning
