"If found, return to pub" would be a funny, but also revealing tattoo... 😂
Kasper Frederik Christiansen
@kasperfc.bsky.social
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I write stories, jokes, poems and try to spread some love. Being a father and a husband is the best I know. #writersky #booksky #authorsky
My new book: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F3XKHJM9
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A bird in the hand is... safer than one in your house pooping on the furniture... 😂
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It's fun and poetic! Guess what "I" am! 🤩
#poem #poetry #fun #WhatAmI
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Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach him to fish... and he’ll spend all day drinking beer on a boat.🤔
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I really like strong coffee... But I have a weak stomach... 'Nuff said... 🤪
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He who laughs last... probably didn’t get the joke... 🤣
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If you boil a funny bone, does it become a laughing stock? And if so… should I be worried about my soup? 🤔
Tuesdays hits differently... 🤪
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I feel like I got mugged... Someone took all sleep last night... I'm soooo tired... And speaking of mug; I NEED COFFEE!!! 🤣☕️
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That sounds lovely. I don't know them, but I gonna check 'em out. 😊 To be honest, I got influenced by poems for children. 7 years ago we started trying to become parents, and I started reading some random sweet poems and got inspired. I really enjoy simple poetry with good rhyme. It's satisfying.🤩
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Blanche showing up is like the criminal version of hitting the panic button. If he’s involved, you know something shady’s going down... 😑
