Why the French don’t even have a word for «conquer»

People are melting down at a Tribune article about CHSD 230 considering adding Arabic to its language learning electives. I wasted time in the comments, which I normally avoid doing since it's useless and awful, but it led to possibly the funniest thing anybody's ever said to me about France.

A screenshot of Facebook comments. The first, from somebody named Marcella, says "Wake up America! The encroachment is insidious and dangerous to our ideals and beliefs."

In reply, Soren says "That's why we turned French when they started offering French classes, right?"

Replying to Soren, somebody named Ken says "The French don't have a record of colonizing and conquering countries; and forcing their culture on the natives. Arabs do."

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  1. Ask the Vietnamese which France colonized and ended up fighting a war with the north Vietnamese then pulled USA into that same war! It was called The Vietnam war!

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  2. Hahahahahahahah

    Algiers and Ivory Coast on lines 1 and 2 respectfully

    Oh, wait, the other lines are ringing as well, hold on…

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  3. I thought the photo in Ken’s profile was Devin Nunes so I googled this guy’s name and nope, it’s him. Cursed to look like Nunes and be uneducated…

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  4. Oh. Dear. If our criteria for teaching languages is only those not associated with conquest and colonization we won't even be teaching ours.

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  5. Hysterical. Another dope who is so dumb he does not realize how dumb he is. Somebody should teach him about the generations of colonized Africans who learned about “nos ancêtres les Gaulois” at school.

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  6. [Cameroun has entered the chat] [Côte D’Ivoire has entered the chat] [Senegal has entered the chat] [Guinea has entered the chat] [Mali has entered the chat] [Burkina Faso has entered the chat] [Chad has entered the chat] [Gabon has entered the chat] [Vietnam has entered the chat]

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  7. It was called French Indochina because that was the style of kissing that was most popular there

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  8. not like actual African countries in the last 2 weeks have just removed "French" as their national language and gone back to recognizing native languages or anything...

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