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keelin

@keelin12ft.bsky.social

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• Fan of terrible sports franchises ⚜️🗡️🧦 • Friend of Razzball • Southerner living in Chicago • She/her

Other: tech (design, AI, security), running and lifting, geography, film (THE CINEMA!)

  1. Got the gawt dayum Pope and still can’t get on a call with the G-man.

    If you’re thinking of switching your MLB fandom, don’t select:

    • The Brewers. Fans are mean drunks, ballpark is a terrarium
    • The Cubs. You left frat boys and sorority girls behind in college.
    • The White Sox. Abandoned by God.
    • The Cardinals. Fans’ self-regard equal to anyone in the Pohlad family.
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