I like where your heads at
Kendrick lobstar
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we gotta make train rides more exciting
3.5h in a straight line? how about a wicked sudden right angle every once in a while
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do I seem like a guy who can pick up a chair
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something tells me it’s not in my budget
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look at this doofus ass chair
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Man: “…she was the light—”
Therapist Moth: [looking up]
Man: “— of my life—“
Therapist Moth: [sighing heavily and looking back down]
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Man: “…and that’s why I feel, you know, like maybe I need to start my life over again.”
Therapist Moth: “I see, I see— hey, do you have a cell phone? Let’s go ahead and just pop that flashlight on for me real quick”
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[my hand trembling over a loaded gun]
there’s… nothing like… a Jet2Holiday
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no no, thats a feature of my products
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Obama but he wants to be on a now-cancelled but beloved TV show starring Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond:
uhh let me be on Top Gear
