Them: "you couldn't kill this plant if you tried!"
Me: "hold my watering can"
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Them: "you couldn't kill this plant if you tried!"
Me: "hold my watering can"
I feel like they're burying the lede here and not saying the quiet part out loud.
For one precious day, Dunleavy got demoted to third biggest asshole in the state.
Because we're in an abusive relationship with a sociopath on a macro scale. It's turning us into catatonic depressives and/or sadists. Eventually though, we're gonna pull a Julia Roberts in Sleeping With the Enemy and swim away under dark of night to go live with the proverbial cute drama teacher.
Because we're in an abusive relationship with a sociopath on a macro scale. It's turning us into catatonic depressives and/or sadists. Eventually though, we're gonna pull a Julia Roberts in Sleeping With the Enemy and swim away under dark of night to go live with the proverbial cute drama teacher.
Why are we even putting up with this bullshit?
Ok so this is niche Gen-X Juneau parent content but Pels is the Peach Pit from 90210
Someone who was there today sent it to me. To be clear I don't believe in vandalism but obvs I can't stand Trump.
AK rolling out the red carpet
Glad to hear (from the Brits, no less)! that lying in bed and doom scrolling at 3 am is actually healthier for me than going to the gym
Please enjoy this Putin/Palin Reddit content from 16 years ago