California, don’t worry about tsunamis. If I was going to sweep anyone into the ocean, it would be Florida. I’ve been meaning to return Mar-a-Lago to the sea for a while.

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Dear God,

You know that little doohickey on the top of a helicopter that holds the rotor assembly on? It's called the Jesus nut. Be a shame if Trump's came off.

Just sayin'.

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