California, don’t worry about tsunamis. If I was going to sweep anyone into the ocean, it would be Florida. I’ve been meaning to return Mar-a-Lago to the sea for a while.
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While I appreciate your sentiment, Trump would grossly inflate the insurance claim.
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Please do
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Please do.
#PEDOPOTUS
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We have a little history with tsunamis…Crescent City, California.
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You're really slacking God
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Hurricane, right cat, right direction and named Bernie, will do the trick, the name is optional. But it would mean so much more.
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It is Hurricane season God. Just sayin'...
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Do it!!
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Do it God! Do it.
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Request: Aim for one small square Mar-a-Lago repeatedly.
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Well get on it!
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Do it Do it Do it But, Wait until the orange idiot is sleeping and can’t escape
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👏👏💯💯
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Dude?!
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This is how you know God isn't real
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If only you were real, but it would be nice if you would happen just like that.
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😂
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please take out mar-a-lago but nothing else
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Do it! You won't! You ain't real!!!
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I am your humble servant with a 30 ft Center console. I can help move Mara a Lagoon to Davey Jone’s Locker.
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Please do!
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But not the "Alligator Alcatraz,"
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Don’t tease us like that.
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There’s still time. Although spare North Florida where I live.
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Could you do Israel too?
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Do it!
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Oh please!
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Maybe not the Tampa Bay Area tho please! I had enough flooding with Helene!
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Well then get to it, you lazy mofo.
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Definitely 👍
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👍🏼❤️
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Get to it already
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Do it
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Don’t hold back on my account lol
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Thank you 😊
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Hurricanes and sinkholes should take care of Floriduh.
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Can we work that into this week's schedule, please.
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Get crackin
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Keep those volcanos and earthquakes going in Russia would be good too.
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When he's there and ready to tee off. . .
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Do it. Most of us natives know how to surf or drive a boat.
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Please speed up the process. Global warming won’t affect an old man with health issues.
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🤣🤣🤣👍🏾
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God- how about a focused tornado or hurricane directly over Mar-a-lago? 😁
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Can you send a fire tornado to MAL? If that place is gone, maybe Florida will return to normal.
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Well, get on with it already!!!!!
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Much appreciated. Although.... Orange County could use a clean out.
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Pollution is bad, and that rancid cesspool would turn the ocean into an ecological disaster. Pillar of fire or an meteorite would be better.
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Please just do south Florida!
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Oh please!!! 🙏🙏☀️
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That would be terrific. Wish you'd get busy and do it.
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And the other good thing, God, is that Florida is the flattest state. You don't need that much of a wave to do it.
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I have my life raft ready. I live 15 miles away.
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😂
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it helps that Florida is a sand bar barely above sea level
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Good thinking. Agree. A little wake up jiggle to California might be appropriate. We need to wake up!
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Just only Mar-A-Lago, not my home please. Maybe do a hurricane with a massive Finger-of-God size tornado.
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Are you sure your the Judeo-Christian god?
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Guess I should move?
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Please!!!! But spare the innocent Floridians. 👍
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Please let me escape this hell hole first.
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I hope you'll wait until he undervalues his properties first (for tax purposes) before you wipe him out (for insurance purposes). Thank you.
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NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT😳
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WTF are you waiting for?
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🙏
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Don't forget to get DeSatan!!!
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Please skip blue Orlando
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Since the silly Guardians or Pedophiles are ignoring climate change, Florida will mostly be under water sooner than later.
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The small earthquake in New York was the start. Thank you.
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😆😆😆😆 and THANK YOU! Amen 🙏
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Please. Please. Please
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look, god, I know time is meaningless to you, but we are getting damn tired of this guy. get to work, yeah?
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Respectfully could you move a little faster?
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Florida is really nothing but a giant sandbar with a limestone foundation...
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Wouldn't that cause the biggest Red Tide ever? The GOP is already destroying the oceans... so I guess it's just a shorter road to the same destination? So yeah, do that big Florida wave, please!
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🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙇🏻🙇🏻🙇🏻
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Well, get on with it then!
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Please spare the fifteen year olds who work at the spa, amen.
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it is hurricane season…
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God, you didn't complete the mission by flooding the entire Russia & it's evil DICKtator, PUTIN. Those who are in opposition towards Putin, will be miraculously saved. Amen 🙏
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Well you know what they say: God’s timing is perfect in all things. 🤷🏻♀️
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Go for it! But wait until he’s there😏
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Way to go, God.
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Not sure you should make that kind of promise there, God. You've had mood-swings before. I remember another flood...
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Make it soon lord.🙏
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That would be good. Please make sure trump is on residence. Thank you!
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We can call it Mar a Nada.
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Do it!
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We call it "Ped-O-Lago" now,..
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Seems like it would be just as easy to raise up "Alligator Alcatraz" so that the 'glades and all its gators, panthers & snakes end up in Mar-a-Lago. I mean, there's already snakes there - the more the merrier.
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Well you keep missing it and hitting the states behind it 🤬
Aim better! 😂
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🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
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😂😂😂
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Quit sitting on your ass and get it done! 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
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Maybe Florida will just melt - dripping away, off the mainland...
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Can Jason Momoa help?
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Why are Catholics partnering with Trump to stop anti pedophile laws?
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*Mierde Lago
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Wait until he’s out of office. We’re NOT going to pay for this felon/billionaire to rebuild. He fucked with FEMA now let him deal without it.
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The sea level rise as a result of the climate crisis, which is the result of accelerated burning of fossil fuels, may just do that!
sealevel.nasa.gov/resources/72...
Video: NASA's Earth Minute - Sea level rise
Whiteboard animation on the basic science behind sea level rise.
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Go God, Go!
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There's an island out in the Atlantic that has a huge fissure running through the middle of it. Crack that in half.
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🤣🤣🤣
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Please do. Wipe it all out except for Florida men who can't help what they do. 😜
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Make sure it's the weekend
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No not the sea, straight to hell!
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Do it, please!
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can you send a cat 5 hurricane to directly hit Mar-a-lago? I just want to see how well it can stand up to that type of weather. For research purposes
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Hope you do.
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Who said prayer didn't work 😋
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Please do it, sooner rather than later. 👃
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Could you see to that? I would love to see Mar a Lago completely washed away. Please and thank you.
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Why wait?! Get in it immediately
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thank goodness you’re not real, my garden wouldn’t survive it
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That's a great idea. I think Mar-A-Lago would make an awesome artificial underwater reef
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I got a different idea. A quicker solution.
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But the pollution that would cause
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Half the azores are just waiting to collapse
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Could you please get on to it quickly, God. It needs to go!
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Sunny Place For SHADY MEN ✌😎🧿
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We just want one well placed hurricane. 🙏🏻
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Big talk....
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Those of us on the sane side of the planet are wishing you’d get to it.
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If only.
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And trump is in the Epstein file
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Go for it. It sounds like a good plan to me.
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Get er dun!
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Does silicone float?
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If only..
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Please hurry. 😈
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If anything, make Disney an Island, and enough space for an airport… maybe just an airstrip…!!
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There are still a few months left in the Hurricane Season. Just sayin'.
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Thank God👍
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Out in the universe now
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Yes, please get your ass over there quickly, or please send Karma
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Known pedo says….
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DO IT!
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Well any time you're ready.
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Well, get on it!!! And take that other tacky golf club while you're at it.
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I cant even imagine the toxic filth Mar-a-Lago would cause in the ocean if it was washed out to sea.
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Thank you God✌🏼appreciate that.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💙
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You just have to aim those hurricanes a little better.
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Their are Democrats in Florida too, send us a "big boat" first.
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Dear God - when you do decide to do that plz make sure the FELON POS is have a grand party for his fellow pedos and family - thankyou
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Sooner than later if possible.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA... Duval county in NE FL is a small blue dot in a sea of blood red. Not all Floridians are scum of the earth.
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this a rough year for me. and while it is tough to vouch for my town at times, please keep it south, or skirt the coast enough to bust up the concrete there.
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🤣🤣🤣💗💗💗
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Doing so would make people believers.
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let’s go gawd!💪🏽💪🏽
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Please be sure to do it when a certain orange blimp is in residence.
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🙏
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What the F are you waiting for? 😂
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yes!!!!🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏. please!
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I'm so disappointed in you. If anyone could have aimed a lightning bolt at him while he was golfing, it was you. Many golfers are struck by lightning every year.
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Would you help me sell my condo in SWFL first before you do? Thanks from someone who has been trying to move for over a year…
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May I recommend a 500 mile lightning bolt?
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Dear God,
You know that little doohickey on the top of a helicopter that holds the rotor assembly on? It's called the Jesus nut. Be a shame if Trump's came off.
Just sayin'.
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Yes please!
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Thank you, God.
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Spare the people in the alligator Auschwitz, not ICE, immigrants.
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LFG!
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What's taking so long, Lord?
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From your mouth to your ear
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Listen God, I don’t want to harsh your divine vibe or nothing but you should get your finger out of your hole and start with the smiting. I have a list if that would help.
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Please, give me a head's up so I can get the hell outta here before you sink it. I'll walk north on 95 if I have to.
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If you do that, I may start believing in you.
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Florida always has sinkholes....now THAT would make a statement.
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Amen
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Maybe do to Mar-a-Lardo what you did with the Poltergeist house.
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As soon as possible. 🙏
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Awww thank you !
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Just Do It!
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Please! x
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You could arrange a hurricane at Mar a Lago. August and September are the most active months.
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No delay please
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Thanks God
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You don’t need to wipe it out, just raise the sea level; fewer people living in Florida would be a good thing.
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Could you arrange for a lightning strike? Preferably when DonOld, JD and Mike are all there. Three in one Blow
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😆
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Careful God, if you destroy Trump's residence in Florida, he'll then be motivated to take up permanent residency in DC.
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I keep wondering, how do hurricanes keep missing mar-a-largo
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Well, in the Big Bullshit Bill, he allocated himself $300 million for any damage done to his properties from natural disasters so he'll just build back golder & gaudier.
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Well get on with it but do make sure he's there at the time.
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Thanks, God.
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South America, TAKE IT AWAY!
