imagine living through the 70s and being unhappy
Lizzlepants🐒
@lizzlepants.bsky.social
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the 80 and 90s movies really gaslighted me into thinking more people would be outside my window professing their love
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Engaging witch-mode.
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Porn should have jump scares
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if you didn’t receive a free bottle of ranch dressing when you purchased your gun pls contact the better business bureau
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I’m ten cliches in with this crime drama.
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Want to address a question I get a lot, yes I am really going to eat that
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How many hours can you sit in silence on the edge of an unmade bed before it's considered a symptom?
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You just know an open mic night hates to see me coming. My tight five of skeets DOES NOT hit outside Bluesky.
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In an ironic turn of events this spraycan of WD-40 has rusted shut