"I prefer the hands-on touch you only get with hired goons." - Montgomery Burns
Julie, Your Cruise Director
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"How will this end?" "In fire."
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Internal injuries followed by recovering from the subsequent organ removal surgery was a doozy. Ever since when I'm asked to rate pain I just laugh.
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Careful. My dad died partying like it was 1999.
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Options are limited when you're too dumb to drive a truck, to honest to be a telemarketer and too moral to be a priest.
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#NowPlaying on thoroughly enjoyed original Canadian #vinyl Purple Rain (Prince, 1984). Kinda catchy.
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Fate denies everyone pierogi every now and then.
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Loved his album Maggot Breath.
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Or just one really big one!
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They say when America sneezes, Canada catches cold. They don't say what happens when America drops trou, soils itself and rolls around giggling in its own filth but we're about to find out.
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Imagine how she'd feel if they weren't so lazy and had put a little effort into mocking the wretch.
