I should get credit for not attending Jeff Bezo's wedding even though I wasn't invited.
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#Bezos thinks he can buy #Venice that´s completely overcrowded by #Overtourism yet anyway. Those ignorant billionaires think they can buy everything with their money, but they can´t buy popularity or empathy from others.
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A lot of us were virtual attendees at the protest over the concentration camp Florida is building.
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I wasn't, either. And I was really hoping to be able to take home one of the Botox centerpieces.
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You get credit for not being invited!👏
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I’d rather nail my own feet to the floor and superglue my testicles to the chair upon which I was sat, just to be sure, in the very remote chance I was invited, that I had a valid excuse not to attend. “Sorry, Jeff, I’d love to… but I took my eye off the ball for five seconds and…”
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I would like in on this. 🫠
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Yes you should.
Your time was needed elsewhere (important commentary on Bluesky).
The gift bags were inadequate.
The demands on your time too long.
You were unwilling to play dress up for three days.
Venice has an odor in the heat and the overcrowding by celebrities made it worse.
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He would have totally lost his 'Alpha Bro' status though when he saw you and the little boy in him geeked out in front of his billion dollar bride. Might've been worth it.
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Especially since you weren’t invited.
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Absolutely you should! I applaud your values… I applaud your taste in friends… I celebrate your morals and ethics 💟
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Yes
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You absolutely should. That tool would have been lucky to (not) have you! 🤣❤️
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Okay
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Why?
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They need our help! Please repost!
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You've got it, bro! At least you aren't there but trying to disguise yourself so people won't know you're there, like someone else we know who shall remain nameless.
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Bravo!!
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You get credit that you were never going to be invited.
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Hang on! Can I get in on that action?
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You missed all the plastic surgery!
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Greenpeace never got invited to any whale hunts either. But they always managed to interject themselves into the proceedings. I'm sure you could have given a response to "Does anyone object to joining of this man (meh) and woman (sex toy)". There is always a dog turd available to drop.
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Did he marry the one that Zuck had his eyes on at the inaguration? 👀
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I think I wear too many clothes to be invited?
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same!
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That's okay. You would have distracted the bride. Let's face it, the clock is ticking loudly on this marriage.
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🤣
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I send a gift. Puggle cuddles. bsky.app/profile/paul...
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You get credit, I'm not sure there has ever been a bigger display of egotistical behavior.
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You do great things Mark. Exemplary human being.
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Just shows that you can’t buy good taste.
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But the Kardashians were there and isn’t that the hallmark of a classy wedding. 🤣🤣
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Did you want that credit on the PayPal or Cash app?
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Thank you, Mark Hamill, for not plotting with Bezos for world domination. That's better left to the cats. 😁
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Me too
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I didn't even RSVP after not being invited.
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They should have invited us. We would have been the most grateful for the free food.
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So should the rest of us.😂
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Like the rest of us, you probably paid for.
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You get extra credit for NOT being invited. A couple of photos I saw this morning were of Oprah Winfey and Leonardo Di Caprio. They are now on my "worthless pieces of shit" list. I'll find more photos so I can grow the list. I'd appreciate suggestions, too.
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You should, for both.
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I must say that wife #2 is a substantial downgrade.
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Absolutely! You could have still crashed it but you didn’t so 🫡
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In solidarity with you, I didn’t go either. Let it be known that I will always stand by and support the Pym Reaper.
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Same Mr. Hamill…same. Nothing about this event sounds appealing at all. Have fun with The Great Gatsby themed party (remind me… who were the bad people in that story?)
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You missed an oportunity to make a "Hello there" ^^
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Done. 😉
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Unfortunately you don't own enough shares of Amazon, and also have a conscience.
Maybe next wedding.
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Lol
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Liberals crashing out about this wedding as they keep feeding the insatiable monster they profess to hate.
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Absolutely
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That's just rude of Dr. Evil. You know he had a poster of you on his wall when he was still peeing the bed.
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This might be the perfect wedding gift... and available on amazon.
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Kudos!
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I was invited but won't come because I don't have a private jet for flying there.
I do have a bicycle and will cycle to my friend Miguel's party to celebrate his US citizenship. Miguel has done more for this country than Bezo will ever do. Do you want to come to Pennsylvania to celebrate?
🎉 🎉 🎉
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Good Job Mark
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😆😆😆
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They didn't want intelligent people there.
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Of course you weren’t invited, only arseholes were
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Me too.
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You weren’t invited? His loss. The Trump toilet brush you could have bought him for a wedding present would have been immense though. It even comes from his dime store!
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Mark, We have so much in common. I also wasn’t invited! You should follow me. 🤣
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆
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Oprah was there as children are dying because of trump.
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it's more of an asshole-oriented gathering
it's not for you
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what
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Recap. In one photo. Classless
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They will be divorced in a year.
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You DO get credit! So do I!!!
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I think that would be a deficit, not a credit, on your life's ledger, Mark.
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Wedding Crashers 2 not starring Mark Hamill
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Hey me too!! Welcome to the club, it's a real privilege for me anyway!!
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Moi aussi
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I think you should to. Let's be real,how many people who showed up to the wedding was his closest and dearest friend? Yeah, I thought so.🙄
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💙
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👏😆
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It’s all plastic anyway.
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Me, too
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Same
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Sorry Mark, if there's a #3 you're surely invited.
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I hear that you didn't miss much. Also, it was raining.
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Lol
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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 a stand up performance
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A real stand is not buying from Amazon.
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😆😆😆😆me too 😆😆😆
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🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰
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Darkness NEVER invites the light in. You're too good for them and I know you couldn't care less about rhat wedding lol.💙🫶🏽
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You can have the biggest most extravagant fete ever - just PAY PROPER TAXES!!!
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I doubt you missed anything and probably had a better time staying right at home. Personally, I can't stand people like that.🤫
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We all should. Well done.
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I wasn't in attendance either, Mark. It seems that puts me in great company!
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Agreed!!!!
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I already am enjoying your 'did not attend' commentary. Would love to hear more of what it was like not to be there. 😂
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Double bonus points
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Me too!!!!
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That's good because apparently the prewedding activities are getting extremely wet due to thunderstorms. Couldn't happen to a nice couple.
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Yes, yes indeed you should get credit for not attending bebo's wedding!
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i’ll allow it.
jeff knows what he’s missing
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You GET major credit for not being there, (regardless of the invite) you're not an assbutt like Bezos and the ilk showing up there.
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Boycott Amazon
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You have life long credit 🤝
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I agree
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Me too!
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Same
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You get credit for being the kind of person who wasn't invited
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I‘lol give you all the credit I can. I wasn’t invited either
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I think it would have been okay to crash it. As the joker 🃏
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You should get credit for not being invited.
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Oh Mark, it probably got caught in the pages of The National Enquire. It will probably be a 2 week delay.
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Me too!
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Mark Hamill, I love you, keep fighting the good fight. You're an inspiration to us all!
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You were invited.
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We should spread an increasingly elaborate rumor that mark really gave him the business.
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👏👏👏👏
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Did you at least not send a gift?
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If I was Luke sky walker would go to any damn event I wanted.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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He knows you're resistance.
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Lol
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You’re a real one, Mr. Hamill!
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I noticed there was no photo shaming your outfit on social media. It appears god rained on the celebrity parade nonetheless🤷🏻♂️
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Oprah surprised me a little but then again she pushed Dr Phil and Oz on us so there’s that evil crew.
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I sent 20 bottles of urine that were found in a Amazon delivery truck as a wedding present.
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Hey @markhamillofficial.bsky.social , given Elon is (was) such a fanboi, we're you ever invited to any of his? Because if you ever are again you have the opportunity to pull so's of the funniest shit...
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#credit
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I didn’t attend either. I also wasn’t invited.
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Giving credit where credit is due.
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Congratulations!! I too, was not at that wedding! I was not even invited, can you believe that?!?! Although, would love to see Italy someday, just not THAT way.
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Congratulations, Mark. Me, too.
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Well done 👏
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We are so proud of you for not attending the Bezos wedding that you weren’t invited to! They don’t deserve you anyways!
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🤣🤣🤣
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Oh, honey you’re a far better person than I :)
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We know you wouldn't have went so you got credit from me for that I won't loan you money
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At least you avoided that wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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Lol... What a Joker you are. 😆
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Y’all would a stole the show!
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Same here. I waited by my mailbox for months and didn't get an invite. Maybe because I don't buy from Amazon.
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even though I have a prime membership I wasn't invited either...
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Noted. All due credit given!
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I took it upon myself to upclass them and toast to my Shangri la and 13 years of wedded bliss. Cheers from the hills & hollers of Tennessee.
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Cant fault the logic, i bet that was one HELL of a pre nump ( that kept the lawyers busy for weeks ... or more 🤔😉🤣 )
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Jedi mind tricks, again.
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I'm saving myself for the divorce.
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Wait wait wait. Wouldn't that be accepting credit for doing nothing though? Thats Trumpian my dude. Ur so above that my man
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I chose not to go too, Glastonbury was on BBC.
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They can't have the bringer of light and truth at their wedding! But yes, you do get points
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Same
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True!
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Like you, I also would have declined their wedding invitation, had I received it. Probably got lost in the mail...
Also, I get thanked for helping Jeff go into space ("thanks to all Amazon employees and customers!"), but I don't get an invitation to his wedding? What's up with that?!?!
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Lol hahahahahaha Lol
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Absolutely Ridiculous
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I need the guest list so I can use it as a boycott guide. I do my best not to spend my money on people who participate in the things I stand against. I am extremely petty when it comes to my money. 😂
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The people of Venice appreciate you not adding to the teeming throng of nuptial tourists.
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Me too
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Very disappointed to see folks not walking the talk all the way to Venice. Celebrities are cowards.
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Did you check the letterbox.
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Good thing you didn’t go. Could’ve been awkward if someone had recognized you.
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Mar🐫's Wedding Response To Bezos / Sanchez: 👇 😁
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There would not been any room since 40 big-ass important Kardashians were there and all the facists TV stars Oprah weened.
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👏😂
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No commemorative piss bottles for us. 🤷🏼♂️
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👏👏👏 kudos!
Were you busy doing your hair?
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Of course you get credit. What’s more you are much more handsome than that Hobbit film guy.
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Oooh, I absolutely love not being somewhere
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Hey! I went to Venice and didn’t see Jeff anywhere!
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wish Oprah had the same integrity
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Sign of good character! 👍
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Just send him an Amazon gift card, preferably a used one I'm sure his ego would love it!
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I wasn’t invited either Mark. I wouldn’t have went anyway. I mean ever since I f***ed his wife he took it so damn personally!!! Yep, we don’t exchange Xmas cards anymore either. Oh well. Se la vie
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I had the choice of going to the wedding or getting a colonoscopy. Good news. No polyps.
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Amen brother...me 2
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Seeing as I cancelled my Amazon Prime earlier this year, I wasn't even expecting an invitation. ;-)
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Just saying:
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Just my thoughts, I think you do. There are others that were invited and maybe shouldn’t have gone. When wealth and extravagance calls, some show their true colors and forget where they came from.
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😂🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 to you. It sounded tacky. Besides there is no way he could ever beat a good old fashioned Wedding in Pa. bonus points if it's Polish/Italian. 3 days of partying, before, during and after. Polka bands, delicious foods, dancing till you drop. 😉🦆💞🥂💃🍾
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Anyone should get credit for that
