if I ever got my ass kicked by a fifteen year old no I didnt. do not tell the news i got my ass kicked by a fifteen year old. my body just did that of its own accord
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The problem with today's little bitches is they don't know they're little bitches.
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I will readily admit that a 15-year old could probably kick my ass but also I don’t go around asking people to call me ‘Big Balls’.
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I would keep that secret in a way that would make the CIA look like the Saturday Afternoon Gossip Club.
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sounds like what somebody who got their ass beat by a fifteen year old would say
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can’t believe someone hasn’t mentioned the sheets size of some fucking fifteen year olds in this thread yet
if I get beat up by that guy, I’m gonna admit it: “yeah, officer, he had five or six inches and fifty pounds on me”
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What kind of no good was he up to at 3am in the hood?
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should we put in the paper if you’re mad tho
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If my ass got kicked by a fifteen year old girl please tell the papers it was like a dozen Eastern European gangsters and the only fifteen year old girl was the one I rushed in to defend from the dozen Eastern European gangsters.
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What like you’ve never had a nosebleed after a couple drinks and discover you bleed a lot more because your blood is thin? Who said anything about assault?
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Someone call Katt Williams lmao
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Some teenagers beat me at pool tonight. I'll take that to my grave
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Worked in a special ed behavioral facility, had a kid shatter my 2 front teeth when he jumped me after I told him no he could not go for a walk near the rifle range while we were therapeutic camping & both my legs were broken in separate situations wrestling kids down into a restraint. Age unknown.
