Aaaaaannd… bullshit
Mattydean
@mattydean.bsky.social
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Chicago 🏳️🌈👨🏼❤️👨🏻🦮🇹🇭🇺🇸 Here to engage with my 💙 community and wean myself off the negativity of Elon’s tiny penis compensation project. News junkie. Love the arts and great design. A “Constant Reader.”
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Hey. I’ll take a stroke. A stroke would be just fine.
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Ok we could be getting the BEST double obituary in history this weekend. Fingers crossed everybody!
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Jill Stein is in hibernation until the next presidential election.
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Cicada Jill won’t be seen for another 2 1/2 years.
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Excellent. That means he’s covered in makeup to hide his rotting corpse.
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I prefer the bullet but we can do both.
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This better be the last stretch.
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You know he hates to match the surrounding skin tone. At least it’s not orange.
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