In their defense, the authors of the Constitution could never have predicted that American voters would be this stupid.
Middle Age Riot
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Jokes by John Hartzell. He/him.
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BREAKING: After receiving an unflattering jobs report, Donald Trump appointed Ghislaine Maxwell to be the new Commissioner of Labor Statistics.
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While we're deporting people, we should deport any criminal with more that 30 felony convictions.
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Refusing to release the Epstein files because they incriminate Donald Trump is exactly what a Deep State would do.
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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And stupid. We should be scared shitless of stupid.
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Donald Trump: "I'm going to raise tariffs and make everything more expensive for no reason."
MAGA: "I can't afford to support my family because Joe Biden made schoolchildren trans."
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Donald Trump Jr. looks like he could snort cocaine off his own tits.
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FROM. AMERICANS. YOU. FUCKING. SHIT. HEADS.
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"For years I wouldn't talk to Jeffrey Epstein. He did something that was inappropriate. He stole people that worked for me." – Donald Trump, just in case you thought he stopped talking to Epstein because of the child sex trafficking
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BREAKING: The White House IT department has installed an app on Donald Trump's phone that allows him to pardon pedos with a single click.
