like not getting into the Maidstone
MizMarissa
@mizmarissa.bsky.social
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I teach people how to lift weights and cook food. Owned by a basset hound. Married to someone way better looking than I am. Shark diver. Blue dot, red state. Kind of a smartass.
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declaring oneself king doesn’t make you a king
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the list of people who can bite me grows by the day
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nope not sweaty enough has anyone seen Fake Melania?
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awesome
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srsly doesn’t this guy have any presiding to do
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thank you
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i don’t think ‘a lot of people’ should include the ones in his head
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can someone please tell Granddad 'Let’s Make a Deal' is on
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wonder how many people it takes to strap him into his girdle for non-golf occasions and if he holds onto a bedpost to get it fastened