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  1. I love that the South African government is opening an investigation. If they identify the Cape buffalo in question, will they present it with a medal?

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  2. How is it an unprovoked attack when this douchebag was actively HUNTING this same buffalo???? Give me a break!! He f’ed around and found out!!! God bless the buffalo!!

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  3. I grew up on wild game. Hunting for food is an honorable pursuit. Now...how small does your penis have to be to think this makes you macho?

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  4. When wealth gives you this type of personal ideology to kill a victim in its own defined environment... it is time for that type to be eliminated.

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  5. “The safari company called it an “unprovoked attack” as it revealed that Asher Watkins was killed almost instantly by the enormous beast.”

    Really? I’d say he was asking for it. The buffalo was just quicker than he was. Evolution in action.

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  6. Calling them "hunters" is like calling rapists "alternative lovers." They're murderers, not hunters.

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  7. 😂😂😂 "unprovoked attack" mf you were hunting him for sport, how TF would you react?!

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  8. Cape Buffalo take down Prides of Lionesses. So wealth and stupidity aren't the protection he perhaps imagined it would be. I'm sure his heirs will be mourning his loss...

    ALT: a man is sitting at a desk with daddy 's money written on the screen
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  9. This is the most uplifting story I have read today…although it would have been even better if the hunter was Donny Pedo Jr.

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  10. See, it's the little things in life that make me happy. This "man" got what he abso-fucking-lutely deserved. He worked long and hard for that karma. Oh, what a righteous bitch that karma is!!!

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  11. Aren’t the Trump boys up for one of these hunts soon, or will they just have their secret service detail take care of it for them?

    Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding a fidget spinner
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  12. Since British big game hunters discovered them in the 1800’s! They are one of the nastiest critters on the planet! And that guy got what he deserved. Zero sympathy.

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  13. Nearly all trophy hunters are narcissists & many are psychopaths. Studies show they do it for attention, the pic, the post. Why should animals suffer, not for food, not to limit their population because they will starve to death but because some weak, pathetic, cowardly conservative has a tiny dick?

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  14. I love it. I hope he killed the guide, too, and hunts down the rest of those rat fucking bastards, puts a horn up their asses.

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  15. Hunter: I'm gonna kill you, Cape Buffalo. Cape Buffalo: [kills hunter] Witness: That was an unprovoked attack! Just came outta nowhere!

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  16. Unprovoked attack. By an animal they were tracking to kill. Isn’t big game hunting just a series of unprovoked attacks? I can it a righteous kill. May the cape buffalo continue to make their mark on the game hunting community.

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  17. Killing animals for sport is evil. Don’t be surprised when they fight back. Maybe could use their head on a mantle

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  18. Watch out for hippos, too! They kill 500 people a year, about 300 more than Cape Buffalo. Although big game hunters are not that interested in them.

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  19. Good! This monster got what he deserved. I love when the hunted animal fights back! Leave Cape Buffaloes alone!

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  20. "In a moment of fearlessness, as he lived his life, he met the challenge head-on, leaving this world a man of courage, faith, and adventure.” What the actual hell??? These people are warped.

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  21. They claim it was ‘unprovoked’. That is 100% insane. Hunting and trophy hunting is 100% unprovoked so thoughts and prayers.

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  22. They don't kill as many as hippos. However,we couldn't get a hippo within range of the bastard.

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  23. Remember talking with a big game hunter in my younger days and one of the talking points I can remember is that “you need an elephant gun to hunt Cape buffalo. Shoot them with anything less and it just pisses them off.” And yes, they enjoy stomping the shit out of anyone stupid enough to get close.

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  24. Good for them. The line "unprovoked" puzzles me. Who is guilty of a provocation, the hunter trying to kill the buffalo, or the buffalo saving its own life?

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  25. That's not an unprovoked attack. That's proactive self-defense. Animals can smell an asshole a mile away. Can we invite some cape buffaloes to the WH?

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  26. How much of a loser do you have to be to get killed on a professionally guided canned hunt?

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