Rubbing my hands together wickedly this is a bodyguard story
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I forgot that I wrote this in feb after immediately finishing kcd2 for the first time. A little hansry melancholy, a little bit of wistful hope. archiveofourown.org/works/63393904
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Drop the name?? 👀
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more henry tits agenda posting after brief pause of shame..... but alas ! life must go on #hansry #kcd
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Truly "What are you going to do about it? Fire me? I have to laugh"
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Reading back the process to which I write porn it literally looks like this
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I frequently bite, sprinkle garlic salt, bite, garlic salt, repeat. Sooooooo good.
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I did do my part and downvote the actual post and upvote all the "ai slop" comments 🫡
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Despite the AI this is too funny to me
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The only scary thing about the surveillance state of the new hubs is that they're dystopian and abused by management to intimidate employees, not that I'm personally worried y'all can fucking do anything to me lol
Even if I wasn't union how do you think that would go over with an employment lawyer